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clitman
17th September 2005, 17:39
http://www.my5minutes.com/user_videos/30281/ep5_hi_9.wmv

This one is strange, check the directorys
http://textfrown.net/music/

http://www.thestatenislandboys.com/All_da_Crap_is_here/

http://www.stillruns.com/videos.php

http://www.ivb.ch/8extraseiten/angeli_senza_ali_Kalender/

clitman
17th September 2005, 17:40
Quite impressive ...
http://www.zeronews-fr.com/flash/quarter.php


That's "Flight 405" - all home PC's (with some very special sw) and a digital plane.
http://www.405themovie.com/


Try this on your friends
http://humoronastick.com/geeklog/public_html//article.php?story=20050916163252447

clitman
18th September 2005, 18:01
Dont talk to strangers, you have been warned
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/video/gay_warning.mpg

odd? you decide!
http://www.normastitz.com/Shauna/

good freak... girls should all be like this
http://www.xshots.com/upload/shortnsassy/

Odd strange funny clip. Laughed my ass off, but then......
Must of been the music.
http://www.theforum.com/

clitman
19th September 2005, 12:53
The Governor made room on his busy calendar to hear the pleas of one Mrs. Smith that her husband be released from the state penitentiary. "What was he sentenced for?" asked the Governor gently.
"For stealing a loaf of bread," nervously replied the offender's wife.
"Is he a good husband?"
"No," she replied frankly, blushing a bit. "He doesn't help around the house, he's not good with the kids, and never had a steady job."
"It sounds to me as though you're better off without him," said the Governor. "Why on earth do you want him out of jail?"
"Well," she explained, "we're out of bread."


A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.
But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."


Q: Did you hear the one about the deaf guy?
A: Neither did he!


A magician is on stage doing his act and asks for a volunteer from the audience. When a man reluctantly comes up on stage, the magician gives him a large hammer and instructs the man to hit him in the head as hard as he can. As instructed, the man draws back the hammer and smashes it into the side of the magaician's head.
As you'd expect, the magician falls to the floor and collapses into a coma.
10 years later in a long-term care facility, the magician begins to awaken from his coma. All the nurses and doctors gather around his bed. As the magician slowly opens his eyes, the medics search for any sign of awareness on the magician's part.
Slowly, painfully, the magician feeblely raises both his arms and through a dry, cracked throat rasps the following two words: "Ta Da!"


Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.
"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden.
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?!"


Q: Where does the crew of the starship Enterprise eat?
A: Spocko Bell.


A man went to a French restaurant. The menu was in French and he spoke no French. When the waiter asked his choice, he told the waiter to bring out the restaurant's specialty.
The man had a truly fantastic meal. The waiter asked if the man wanted dessert. He responded that the waiter should bring out the restaurant's specialty.
The waiter said that was the peach poosay, and he would order it for him. A waitress came out with a covered silver platter. She took the cover off and there was a peach that had been quartered and pitted. The waitress proceeded to raise her skirt and take a piece of the peach and push it in and out of her vagina. She picked up the rest of the pieces and did the same.
The man called the waiter over an asked, "Am I actually expected to eat the peach after that?"
The waiter responded, "Why, no, Monsieur. You eat the poosay."


A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.
She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?!"
One of the Japanese men explains, "Can't you see? We are all berry hungry!!!"
"So, how is wacking off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?" asks the waitress.
One of the other Japanese men replies, "The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!!!"


what is the similarity between sky and panties
ans. sky covers whole universe
panties covers universal hole


This girl gets chatting to a Japanese guy in a hotel bar and after a while they head up to his room.
After twenty minutes of vigourous sex he rolls off the bed, under it, out the other side, dashes over to the window, sucks in a huge breath of fresh air then leaps on top of her again for another vigourous session.
Twenty minutes later he does the same thing; off the side, under, dash to the window, big breath of fresh air and back in the groove.
This happens five times and the girl is totally exhausted but very impressed. She figures if it works for him it might work for her, so she rolls off the bed, under it... and bumps into four Japanese guys!


A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."
The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"


Q: why was the parapalegic old bitch walking so funny?
A: because i fucked that stinky old bitch in her ass!!!!!!!!!


If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class.
"No!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "No!"
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "First you gotta be dead, Man!"


Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat...
He says "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' So, she did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.' So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So, on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here try these on." So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me."
So Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, "Here you try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants."
So Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."


A young man in a wheelchair rolls on to the stage, and Matthew Kelly introduces him as Simon.
MK: "It's very brave you coming out here in your wheelchair - can you tell the audience what happened?"
Simon: "About a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when we had a Really big accident. Unfortunately, my uncle was killed outright, but I survived, trapped in the car for 6 hours and had to be cut free. The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours, but they couldn't save my legs."
MK: "That's terrible, but I see you have legs now, are they artificial?"
Simon: "No, Matthew, whilst in hospital, the doctors advised me that the uncle who had been in the car with me had passed away, but that his legs were fine, and that with all the advances in medical science, they could graft his legs onto my body. I have been having physiotherapy for 6 months, and I hope to be walking again by the end of the year."
*Much applause* MK: "That's fantastic. So, who are you going to be?"
Simon: "Tonight Matthew I will be.... Simon and half uncle."

clitman
19th September 2005, 13:01
Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank.
A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."
Joe, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle."
The old lady fainted.


A bright, young auditor just joined the IRS, excited to begin tracking down high-powered offenders - just as the Enron or WorldCom guys. Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a Rabbi.
Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day interesting by having a little fun with the Rabbi.
"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
"Yes," answered the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor.
"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to themanufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."
"Oh," replied the auditor, now thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?"
"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the I.R.S."
"The I.R.S.?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.
"Yes," replied the Rabbi, "the I.R.S. And about once a year, they send us a little prick like you."


Q: What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him??
A: Hey... Get off me homes...


A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.


A little girl comes walking out of the bathroom and saw her mother making a cake.
She said, "Mommy, can I lick the bowl?"
Her mother replied, "Can't you just flush it like everyone else?"


Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..."
As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, Afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.
Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home,distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house.
As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
"Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked. " Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod! I'm a prawn again, Christian!"


Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Lester, "Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Marie got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Marie didn't get pregnant again."
Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Marie with me."


A lady went to the kennel where they had Schnauzer pups for sale. When she had picked one out and was ready to take it home, the kennel owner cautioned her that Schnauzers grow lots of hair in the ears, so you have to keep the ears cleared out or they will become infected.
Well, the lady forgot to keep an eye on her dog's ears, and the dog developed a serious ear problem. When she took her Schnauzer to the vet, he examined the dog, and declared, "This is the worse case of hair-in-the-ear that I have ever seen!" The vet wrote out a prescription for her to have filled at the drug store.
Later, as the druggest was handing her the medicine, he advised her, "If this is for hair on the leg, you mix it 5 parts water to one part of solution. If this is for hair on the under arm, you mix it 10 parts water to one part solution."
She replied, "But Sir, this is for my Schnauzer!"
The vet replied, "In that case, mix it 20 to one, and don't ride a bicycle for a week!"


A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.
The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.
"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"


Two old men were sat on a bench outside a nursing home having a chat. "How are you, Richard?" asked George.
"I'm not feeling too good today, I'm utterly exhausted," replied Richard.
"I've pulled a muscle, and it's killing me."
"I'm surprised that a pulled muscle makes you feel so tired," said George.
Richard yawned and said, "Well, it does if you pulled it over a hundred times in one night."


Ariel Sharon is in Washington for meetings with GW. There is to be a state dinner; Laura decides to bring in a special kosher chef and have a truly Jewish meal.
At dinner that night, the first course is served and it is matzo ball soup. W looks at the bowl, and after learning what it is called he tells an aide that he can't eat such a grossly named, strange-looking brew. The aide says that Mr. Sharon will be insulted if he doesn't at least taste it.
Not wanting to ruffle any feathers, W gingerly lowers his spoon into the bowl and ladles a piece of matzo ball and some broth. He hesitates, then swallows -- and a grin appears on his face. He digs right in and finishes the whole bowl.
"That was delicious," he says to Sharon. "Do the Jews eat any other parts of the Matzo or just the balls?"


Unable to tolerate the unhygenic conditions in Brad Pitt's new beard, Filly the flea decides it was time to move.
He sighted Jenifer Anistons arm pit hair and thought that this could be a good place. But no Jenifer was going on vacation with some gals and had to shave. So just in the nick of time Filly pack up and flew away.
Fortunately Tom Cruise came by for a visit and after a long flight, Filly finally had an opurtunity to settle down in Tom's pubic hair which was tolerable for night.
After such a long day, Filly went straight to sleep.
When he woke up he was back in Brad's beard.
"All good looking people are queer"


Jesus was strolling through Heaven when he saw an old man sitting on a cloud, staring into the distance. "Old man," said Jesus, "this is Heaven! Why are you so sad?"
The old man didn't bother to turn as he said, I've been looking for my son and haven't been able to find him."
Jesus said, "Tell me about it."
"Well," said the old man, still gazing at the sunlit horizon, "on earth I was a carpenter, and one day my son went away. I never heard from him again, and I was hoping I'd find him here, in Heaven."
His heart was pounding suddenly in his chest, Jesus bent over the old man and said, "Father?"
The old man turned and cried, "Pinocchio?"


This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.


A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.
He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward!
Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.
By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward.
Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.
By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave.
They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward.
Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music.
"Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's just decomposing!"

clitman
19th September 2005, 21:34
Talking Dog
Wow..
http://www.donandmurph.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=4535#4535

clitman
20th September 2005, 20:15
http://chefsaraskitchen.blogspot.com/2005/09/dogs-have-to-eat-too.html

http://www.bannedimages.com/funny

clitman
20th September 2005, 20:16
Play Billiards-Can u clear the table in 15 shots?

http://mindbluff.com/gamebilliards.htm

clitman
22nd September 2005, 10:11
Mersu myynnissä

Kannattaa lukea koko juttu keskutelua myöten

http://www.nettiauto.com/viewVehicle.php?id_car=441732&PN

clitman
22nd September 2005, 10:20
Eräällä nettipalstalla on ollut myynnissä käytetty Mazda Familia.

Myyjä oli saanut oheisen sähköpostin potentiaaliselta ostajalta...
valitettavasti vieläpä Oulusta.
Lopussa myös myyjän vastaus.

Nimet ja rekisterinumerot on poistettu, mutta tämä tarina on tosi.
Maailma on sitten niin mielenkiintoinen paikka käytettyä autoa myyvälle...

"Moi,

Sinulla on Mazda Familia N**-7* myynnissä webissä. Toivottavasti jaksaisit vastata muutamaan oleelliseen tietoon. Olisin kiinnostunut tarkemmista tiedoista:
- Sarjanumero, VIN
- Värikoodi?
- Montako omistajaa?
- Mistä ja milloin ostettu?
- Paljonko ostettaessa kilometrejä?
- Vakuutatko kirjallisesti kilometrilukeman paikkansapitävyyden?
- Onko kolaroitu? Pukkailtu, pökkäilty, jouduttu kolhituksi?
- Katsastuksessa 6/2005 annetut huomautukset?
- Missä katsastettu 6/2005?
- Pakokaasumittauksen mittaustulokset?
- Mitä 100k:n huollossa vaihdettiin tai säädettiin: Jakopään hihna?
Venttiilisäädöt?
- Onko käytetty missä huollossa? Säännöllisesti?
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- Vaihdelaatikon öljyt?
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- Onko vahingoitettu, naarmutettu,lommotettu, hitsattu, maalattu, onko
lasikuitu/tekometallipaikkauksia?
- Muoviosien kunto; Etu- ja takapuskuri, spoilerit
- Alustan kunto?
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ohjausvaihde?
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- Toimivatko kaikki turvavyöt?
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- Milloin vaihdettu moottoriöljy/suodatin?
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- Ilmansuodatin uusittu milloin?
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Arvo esim. yli 150?.
- Onko autolla ajettu kilpaa/rallia/Muuten kaskon varassa älyttömästi?
- Ketä ovat M*** O****** ja A***** H*****?
- Miksi myyt juuri nyt, kun tärkeä 100k huolto tehty ja auto juuri katsastettu? Onko siinä jokin sellainen tiedossasi oleva vika, jonka vuoksi siitä on päästävä eroon?

Itse olen Oulusta. Jos tarkastaisin auton, testaisin moottorin ja nostaisin pukille, onko sinulla tiedossa mitään sellaista oleellista tietoa, joka mahdollisesti olisi kaupan este?

Maksaisin auton ilmeisimmin käteisellä, joten mikähän olisi viimeinen hinta, jolla vaunu suuntaisi Oulua kohden.

Ystävällisesti
T***** A**********
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Tässä poika on vastannut ostajaehdokkaalle isänsä puolesta.

Sent: Friday, August 12, 2005 12:33 AM
Subject: Re: N**-7* tutuksi

Ja Vastaus:

Romaani, n. 1000sivua, "Mazda N**-7* -Elämäni autona", myydään
kappalehintaan 2300,- ja vain tukkuerissä (15kpl). Pakkaus sisältää lukulasit ilman sankoja tai linssejä tai ilman koko vitun rillejä.

Tarjous vain sinulle ja vain tämän viikon ajan.

Kaupan päälle "Olen oululainen Insinöörirunkkariurpo" -setti.
Sisältää varastetun (3 vuotta sitten, eli tuskin kukaan kysyy perään) joulukuusen ilman jalkaa, jonka voit kätevästi vaikka työntää perseeseesi, ilman turhia ruuvailuja, sekä todella käytännöllisen pesäpallomailan, jolla voit lyödä itseäsi päähän joka kerta, kun meinaat vaihtaa autoa, sekä helvetin ison ruuvimeisselin, jolla teet selvää tietokoneesi näppäimistöstä, ettei kenenkään enää tarvitse lukea meilejäsi, sekä isot sivuleikkurit joilla voit katkoa sormesi, jotta voit varmistaa edellisen, sekä putkitongit, joilla on kätevä repiä leukaluusi irti, ettei kenenkään tarvitse kuulla tyhmiä kysymyksiäsi. Eikä tässä vielä kaikki, Nyt bonuksena vielä yhden hengen annos syanidia, jolla voit kätevästi varmistaa, että maailma paranee!

xxx xxxx psta.
Terveisin;
XXXX XXXX

Ja lisäkommentteja:
Ps. Kyseessä on käytetty auto, jossa ei kummittele, eikä siellä kasvateta minkkejä, se kuulostaa aivan autolta. Itse en viitsi allekirjoittaa vakuutusta, mutta meidän naapurissa asuu narkkari-mustalainen, joka kyllä allekirjoittaa mitä vaan pikku korvausta vastaan, ja vitustako minä tiedän keitä kyselemäsi
henkilöt ovat, kysy niiltä.

Pss. Auto on myyty, mutta romaanit on vielä kaupan, naapurini myös,
joten ole nopea, ettei niitäkin viedä käsistä.
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clitman
22nd September 2005, 10:22
TURKULAINEN VANKIKARKURI

Miäs karkas vankilast, misä hää ol lusinu viisitoistvuat. Hää murtautus yhten talo ja haki siält raha ja asei, mut löys vaa aviopari nukkumas.

Hää kisko miähen sänkyst ja sito hänet tuali. Sit hää sito naise sänkky, suutel hänt kaula ja men vessa.

Vankikarkuri olles vessas miäs sano vaimolles: "Toi miäs o karannu vankilast! Hää ei varma ol nähny naist pitkä aikka. Mää huamasin ku hää suutel sua kaula. Jos hää halu seksi, älä vastustel. Älä eres ajattel asja, vaa an häne tehrä mitä hää haluu. Miäs o varmaste vaaralline. Jos hää suuttu, hää voi tappaa meijä molemma. Ol reipas kultaseni! Mää rakasta sua."


Vaimo vastas: "Ei hää suudellu mua kaula. Hää kerto olevas homo ja kysy,
onko meil vaseliini. Mää sanosi, et sitä o vessas. Ol reipas kultaseni!
Määki rakasta sua!"

clitman
22nd September 2005, 19:09
REALLLY Big Beer Ad!
http://www.bigad.com.au/
http://62.250.9.125/meuk/pub-carlton-draught-bigad.mov
How big do you want your beer today? :-)

You might like it COLD
Use an icebox? Pah, you some kinda moddy or what? This is the coolest way to cool a beer:
http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/

HereŽs some hilarious commercials for the real sports freaks.
https://www.betandwin.de/page.aspx?view=dwnl_main
Right click saves.

clitman
23rd September 2005, 18:34
Retro fun
http://www.tacky-times.com/magazine/volume_012/index.htm
This is one of my favourite retro sites, it contains just about everything.

the "Happy Tree Friends" for your viewing pleasure
the funny! very!
http://ysystem.free.fr/happy%20tree%20friends/

clitman
23rd September 2005, 18:51
kigeki komaasharu. chottomi
http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/games/commercials/japan/

Here's some Retro Porn

Kay Parker collection:
There's a full CD here.
http://rapidshare.de/files/4148385/XXX_Kay_Parker-The_Collection_CD1-1.mpg.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/4149930/XXX_Kay_Parker-The_Collection_CD1-2.mpg.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/4341825/XXX_Kay_Parker-The_Collection_CD1-3.mpg.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/4342223/XXX_Kay_Parker-The_Collection_CD1-4.mpg.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/4342715/XXX_Kay_Parker-The_Collection_CD1-5.mpg.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/4343168/XXX_Kay_Parker-The_Collection_CD1-6.mpg.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/4343570/XXX_Kay_Parker-The_Collection_CD1-7.mpg.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/4357323/XXX_Kay_Parker-The_Collection_CD1-8.mpg.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/4358081/XXX_Kay_Parker-The_Collection_CD1-9.mpg.html
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http://rapidshare.de/files/4359821/XXX_Kay_Parker-The_Collection_CD1-11.mpg.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/4360692/XXX_Kay_Parker-The_Collection_CD1-12.mpg.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/4361417/XXX_Kay_Parker-The_Collection_CD1-13.mpg.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/4362108/XXX_Kay_Parker-The_Collection_CD1-14.mpg.html

clitman
23rd September 2005, 19:12
Robot Loving
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!
"No way, how could that be?"
"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"
"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"
"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"
So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"
The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"

clitman
24th September 2005, 16:50
How Many Condoms Can You Wear at Once?
http://www.yumlum.com/articles/87/1/

all kinds of stuff here
http://scottgs.dynip.com/otr/

Flash Game
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/kittencannon.html

This is the funniest video I have ever seen.
http://humoronastick.com/geeklog/public_html//article.php?story=20050923214449300

Biggest implants ever
http://humoronastick.com/geeklog/public_html//article.php?story=20050923232406447

These are too funny for words.
http://www.yogakitty.com/yogavideos.html

clitman
25th September 2005, 10:09
These are so fucking chessy and funny.
http://humoronastick.com/geeklog/public_html//article.php?story=20050924225935319

clitman
25th September 2005, 11:47
http://www.cartoonland.de/index.php

clitman
25th September 2005, 17:30
Grab Her by the Butt if you like

guys and gals,

You've got to mix up your game from time to time. You know, try a few moves. This girl has some moves I've never tried before.

http://people.freenet.de/crossroads/tetka.swf

(If she gets stuck, you can grab her with your mouse and move her!)

Nyt minä ymmärrän sanonnan "kuin kuollut lahna".

clitman
26th September 2005, 13:45
Blondi rouva sai mieheltään matkapuhelimen ja liittymän lahjaksi. Rouva
oli Stockmanilla ostoksilla, kun puhelin soi. Mies kysyi, oliko puhelin
ollut hyvä?
-Hyvähän tämä on, mutta miten ihmeessä sinä osasit tänne Stockalle
soittaa? kysyi rouva.


Luokkaan oli tullut tarkastaja englannintunnille. Opettajatar kirjoitti
taululle englanninkielisen lauseen ja kysyi luokalta, mitä se tarkoittaa.
Yksikään oppilaista ei viitannut. Hieman hermostuneena opettaja pyöritteli
liitua sormissaan, kun se äkkiä tipahti lattialle. Hän kumartui nostamaan
sitä. Silloin Pikku-Kalle viittasi. - No, Kalle, mitä tämä lause on
suomeksi, opettaja kysyi. - Melkoinen perse, Pikku-Kalle vastasi. - Ulos!
opettaja huusi naama punaisena. Pikku-Kalle nousi pulpetistaan, mutta ennen
lähtöään hän sanoi vieressään istuneelle tarkastajalle: - Ei pitäis kuiskata
jos ei tiedä.


Poliisi pysäyttää hurjastelevan naisen.
-Mikä hätänä, konstaapeli?
-Rouva, te ajoitte ylinopeutta. Ajokortti, olkaa hyvä.
-Ei minulla ole ajokorttia.
-Ei ajokorttia? No antakaapa rekisteriote.
-En voi, minulla ei ole sitä. Olen varastanut tämän auton.
-Varastanut?
-Kyllä, sen lisäksi tapoin auton omistajan ja laitoin hänet
takakonttiin.
Poliisi perääntyy hitaasti auton luota ja hälyttää sitten apua paikalle.
Viiden minuutin kuluttua paikalla on viisi poliisiautoa ja vanhempi
konstaapeli astelee lähemmäksi käsi aseen perällä.
-Rouva, tulkaa ulos autosta!
Nainen nousee autosta ja kysyy mikä hätänä?
-Alaiseni kertoi, että olette varastanut tämä auton ja tappanut sen
omistajan.
-Mitä? Oletteko hullu?
-Avatkaa takakontti!
Nainen avaa takakontin - joka on tyhjä.
-Oletteko te tämän auton omistaja, kysyy vanh. konst.
-Kyllä olen, tässä on rekisteriote.
-Alaiseni väitti, että teillä ei ole myöskään ajokorttia.
-Tässä, olkaa hyvä. Ajokorttini.
Vanh. konst. ottaa kortin, katselee sitä ja sanoo
-Alaiseni väitti, että teillä ei ole ajokorttia, varastitte auton ja
tapoitte omistajan.
-Seuraavaksi se valehteleva paskiainen varmaan väittää että ajoin vielä
ylinopeuttakin.

clitman
26th September 2005, 13:46
Pikku Timppa oli ulkona ja veti kuollutta sammakkoa narunpäässä. Sitten Timppa meni sisään paikalliseen ilotaloon, ja sanoi tiskin takana olevalle
matamille:

* Haluaisin naista!
* Olen pahoillani, mutta olet aivan liian nuori, vastasi matami.

Timppa heitti sadan euron setelin tiskille. Matami nappasi setelin vikkelästi, ja sanoi:
* Kolmas ovi oikealla.

Timppa lähti kapuamaan rappuja ylös, mutta kääntyi vielä alas.
* Odota! Hänellä pitää sitten olla tippuri myös!
* Sellaisia naisia ei meillä ole, vastasi matami.

Timppa viskasi taas satasen tiskille.
* Toinen ovi vasemmalla.
Ja niin Timppa kapusi taas raput ylös. Puolen tunnin kuluttua tuli

Timppa alas rappuja vetäen taas kuollutta sammakkoa perässään, moikkas matamille ja kulki ulko-ovea kohti, kun matami rupesi kyselemään.
* Kyllähän minä ymmärrän, että noin nuori voi olla utelias.... mutta miksi hänellä piti olla tippuri?

Timppa vastaa:
* No nyt mulla on tippuri ja kun mä pääsen kotiin niin kohta on mun lapsenvahdillakin. Ja sit ku iskä ajaa sen kotiin, niin sekin saa sen ku se on silleen sen kaa auton takapenkillä. Sit ku faija tulee kotiin niin se on mutsin kans sillee makkaris ja äitiki saa sit tippurin. Ja sit aamulla ku iskä lähtee töihin ja maitokuski poikkee sisälle ja on silleen äiskän kaa niin se saa ja tippurin.

JA SE ON SILLE PIRULLE IHAN OIKEIN KU SE AJO MUN SAMMAKON KUOLIAAKSI

clitman
27th September 2005, 11:49
ASSHOLE ! a must see
http://filmstripinternational.com/

http://www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/pentagon_sp.htm#Main

http://www.machomedia.hu/old/050827/index.html


Cameron Diaz (RP?)

http://naughty.redclouds.com/wanttosee/vids/cameron-large-final.wmv

A few others at:
http://naughty.redclouds.com/wanttosee/vids/

clitman
29th September 2005, 11:14
KEINOHEDELMÖITYS

Eräs mies ostaa muutaman lampaan toiveissaan saada ne lisääntymään ja sitten myydä niistä saatu villa.
Muutamien viikkojen kuluttua hän alkaa jo huolestua, kun lampaat eivät näytä lisääntyvän.
Hän soittaa eläinlääkärin paikalle tutkimaan asiaa.
Lääkäri sanoo hänelle, että hänen pitäisi kokeilla keinohedelmöitystä.

Farmarilla ei ole hajuakaan mitä se tarkoittaa, mutta ei halua osoittaa tietämättömyyttään ja kysyykin siksi vain, mistä hän tietää, että lampaat ovat raskaana.
Eläinlääkäri kertoo hänelle, että lampaat lakkaavat seisomasta ja makoilevat vain ruohikolla, kun ovat ovat raskaana.
Mies ajattelee muutaman päivän asiaa ja tulee siihen tulokseen, että keinohedelmöitys tarkoittaa sitä, että hänen täytyy itse hedelmöittää lampaat.

Niinpä hän raahaa lampaat peräkärrylliseen autoonsa ja ajaa niiden kanssa metsään.
Hän harrastaa siellä seksiä jokaisen kanssa vuorotellen ja palaa sitten niiden kanssa kotiin.
Kun hän seuraavana aamuna herää, hän katsoo ulos ikkunasta laitumelle.
Kaikki lampaat seisovat vielä tomerasti ja niinpä hän päättää kokeilla uudestaan.

Hän lastaa lampaat uudestaan autoon ja ajaa metsään.
Hän harrastaa jokaisen kanssa seksiä ja vieläpä kaksi kertaa ihan kaiken varalta.
Sitten hän ajaa lampaiden kanssa takaisin kotiin ja menee nukkumaan.

Aamulla herätessään hän saa taas huomata, että lampaat ovat vieläkin pystyssä.
Hän päättää kokeilla vielä kerran, koska kolmas kertahan sen toden sanoo.
Farmari lastaa lampaat vielä kerran kärryynsä ja ajaa niiden kanssa metsään.
Siellä hän harrastaa jokaisen kanssa koko päivän seksiä ja ajaa kotiin vasta iltamyöhällä.

Aamulla herätessään hän on niin väsynyt, ettei jaksa edes nousta sängystä.
Hän pyytää vaimoaan katsomaan, vieläkö lampaat ovat pystyssä.
"Eivät", hän sanoo, "Ne ovat kaikki kärryssä ja yksi niistä tööttää auton torvea."

clitman
29th September 2005, 11:15
Epen viina ja rälläys-sivut

http://www.kultala.com/Suomisivu/pahkis.htm

clitman
29th September 2005, 11:22
http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/MYVALENTINE1A.WMV
http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/MYVALENTINE2.WMV
http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/coco.WMV
http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/GANGSTA.WMV
http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/granny.WMV
http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/drama.WMV
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http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/coco.WMV
http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/GANGSTA.WMV
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http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/drama.WMV
http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/cream.WMV
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http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/golf.WMV
http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/bdiddy2.WMV
http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/bigboop.WMV
http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/azzia.WMV

clitman
29th September 2005, 11:31
http://www.dogging.uncovered.com/videos/agnesfuckingfit.wmv
http://www.dogging.uncovered.com/videos/amandadirtyteen.wmv
http://www.dogging.uncovered.com/videos/carmengermdogqueen.wmv
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http://www.dogging.uncovered.com/videos/shotgunwedding.wmv
http://www.dogging.uncovered.com/videos/tiarabackseatrider.wmv

clitman
30th September 2005, 10:43
Olipa kerran...

...vanhainkoti. Siellä asustivat Ville ja Veera,
molemmat yli 80 v. vanhuksia. He viettivät paljon aikaa yhdessä ja
viimein rakastuivat.

Eräänä päivänä Ville sanoi: "Minä tiedän, että enää emme voi
rakastella tässä iässä, mutta jos otan penikseni esille niin
Voisitko pidellä sitä ihan vaan vaikka kädessä?" Veera ajatteli,
että eihän siinä mitään pahaa ole ja suostui pyyntöön.

Niinpä sen jälkeen heidät nähtiin usein istumassa vanhainkodin
pihalla olevan pienen romanttisen lammen äärellä ja Veeralla oli
Villen penis kädessään.

Yhtenä päivänä Ville ei ilmaantunutkaan heidän yhteiselle
tapaamispaikalleen. Veera huolestui ja alkoi etsiä Villeä. Viimein
Hän löysi Villen istumassa erään puun alla toisen
vanhan rouvan kanssa ja rouvalla oli Villen penis kädessään.

Veera meni heidän luokseen ja kirkui tuohtuneena Villelle: "Olemme
olleet yhdessä jo puoli vuotta ja meillä on ollut niin
ihanaa. Mitä hänellä muka on sellaista mitä minulla ei ole?"

Villelle tuli pieni hymy huulille ja hän vastasi: "Parkinsonin
tauti!"

clitman
30th September 2005, 10:44
Finnair

Äidillä oli kolme tytärtä. Aina tyttären
hääpäivänä hän pyysi tätä lähettämään
häiden jälkeen viestin, kuinka seksielämä on alkanut sujua.

Ensimmäinen tytär
kirjoitti takaisin toisena päivänä häistä.
Kuoressa oli vain yksi lappu, jossa luki: Nescafe".
Äiti oli ensin hämillään viestistä, mutta etsikaapistaan Nescafe-purkin ja
sen kyljessä luki: "Täydellistä aina viimeiseen pisaraan...". Äiti oli nyt
todella tyytyväinen.

Sitten toinen tytär meni vihille ja häämatkalta tuli viikon jälkeen
kortti, jossa luki vain: "Benson & Hedges". Äiti oli jälleen hämillään,
mutta sitten hän löysi B & H:n
mainoksen,jossa luki:
"Extra long. King size." äiti oli jälleen
onnellinen tyttärensä puolesta.

Kun kolmas tytär oli mennyt vihille, äiti odotti jälleen malttamattomana
viestiä kuherruskuukautta viettävältä tyttäreltään. Kuukauden kuluttua tuli
viesti, jossa luki vain : "Finnair". Äiti oli huolestunut, joten hän etsi
Finnairin esitteen ja huomasi siinä lauseen, jonka luettuaan hän pyörtyi:
"Kolme kertaa päivässä, 7 päivänä viikossa, molempiin suuntiin.

clitman
2nd October 2005, 09:55
DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICANISM
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of paid vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Russian Mafia shows up and takes however many cows you actually had.

TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature' s private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use all the money to buy weapons.

IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed while attempting to milk them.

BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.

FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegal.

clitman
3rd October 2005, 07:53
http://gxpmall.bizland.com/mug_shots.htm

http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/topten/fugitives/fugitives.htm

http://www.nyc.gov/html/nypd/html/wanted.html

clitman
3rd October 2005, 08:26
http://aventuresadultes.free.fr/Adulte/

clitman
5th October 2005, 17:32
what happens after u go 2 bed....
page takes a while to load
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm

Lot of funny stuff to check out.
http://ugoto.com/?e=453

clitman
6th October 2005, 16:43
Lot's O' Laughs

Example
http://www.fun.from.hell.pl/2003-02-18/peeping.swf

Site
http://www.fun.from.hell.pl/

clitman
7th October 2005, 18:53
some underground gangster stuff
check it out
http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=751

a side of smurfett you may have suspected, but havent been able to prove until now!
http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=157

Bridges - strategy game
http://mindbluff.com/gamebrid.htm
Build a bridge left-or-right across the board before the computer builds a bridge up-or-down.

How many words-per-minute do you read?
http://quizstop.com/askread.htm
One-minute speed reading test.

clitman
8th October 2005, 10:21
George Bush Jr: "Donald, any news from Iraq I should know about?"

Rumsfeld: "Well, three Brazilian soldiers were killed today."

George Bush flops down on the desk, head in his hands and wails loudly "Oh
my God, Oh God, Oh No, I don't believe it."

The staff rush into the oval office to see what the matter is. A distraught
Bush calms himself, blows his nose and wipes away the tears.

Then he turns to his secretary and asks....







"How many is a brazilian?"

clitman
8th October 2005, 10:27
http://members.chello.nl/rwestdor/ikea/has_a_new_chair.htm

clitman
8th October 2005, 16:28
http://www.littlethumbs.com/mgp/bobbi/lesbian-teens/01.mpg
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http://www.littlethumbs.com/mgp/amanda/beautiful-girls/01.mpg
http://www.littlethumbs.com/mgp/amanda/Busty-Naked-Teens/01.mpg
http://www.littlethumbs.com/mgp/amanda/busty-teens/01.mpg
http://www.littlethumbs.com/mgp/amanda/college-girls/01.mpg
http://www.littlethumbs.com/mgp/amanda/cute-girls/01.mpg
http://www.littlethumbs.com/mgp/amanda/cute-teens/01.mpg
http://www.littlethumbs.com/mgp/amanda/erotic-photography/01.mpg
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http://www.littlethumbs.com/mgp/amanda/Exclusive-Nubile-Pics/01.mpg
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http://www.littlethumbs.com/mgp/bobbi/Hot-Teen-Models/01.mpg
http://www.littlethumbs.com/mgp/bobbi/hot-teen-pics/01.mpg
http://www.littlethumbs.com/mgp/bobbi/Hot-Teens-in-Panties/01.mpg

clitman
8th October 2005, 16:46
What the fuck was this guy trying to do ???
http://media.putfile.com/bizarro

http://www.rube-goldberg.com/
http://license.cae.uwm.edu/rube/rubeMakingMachine.asp

http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/lunchthief.wmv

clitman
9th October 2005, 17:57
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clitman
9th October 2005, 18:15
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clitman
9th October 2005, 18:16
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clitman
9th October 2005, 18:19
burn'n jet fuel!
http://media.hawtalta.com/videos/f91590fec7eba144a0d964173bded244.wmv


just got in from shoot'n a boob fest!
http://media.hawtalta.com/videos/f91590fec7eba144a0d964173bded244.wmv

clitman
11th October 2005, 20:37
http://klif-e.theddrzone.com/images/mos/Jokes/

http://home.tiscali.be/stebune/

Vimpampäälle paljon tavaraa
http://www.wimp.com/t/
http://www.thekeyboardcowboys.org/media.html

clitman
12th October 2005, 09:58
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

"Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!"

I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!"

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.

"He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!

As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon.

He started running along beside the others about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could.

It wasn't that effective!

After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

"Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're running."

Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?"

"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

"Only if it's raining

clitman
12th October 2005, 09:59
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.

After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback, and after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

clitman
12th October 2005, 10:03
A nasty, sweaty, amazon woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a bar.

She raises her arm, revealing a big hairy armpit. She points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks:

"What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

The whole bar goes dead silent, as the drinkers try to ignore her, nobody makes eye contact.

At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says:

"Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"

The bartender pours the drink and the woman proceeds to drink.

A little while later, after she is done, she turns again to the bar and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and asking:

"What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says:

"Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"

After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"

The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!".

clitman
12th October 2005, 10:04
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one..

"I sure do," he replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter.

"Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster."

"I got it from my genie."

"You have a genie?" he asked.

"Yes, he's right here in my pocket."

"Could I see him?"

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie.

The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"

"Yes I will," the genie said so he asks him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into his master's pocket and leaves the man standing there waiting for his million bucks.

About this time, a duck walks into the bar followed by another. Then more ducks come pouring in. Before long the entire bar has ducks everywhere.

The friend tells his buddy, "What is going on here, I asked for a million bucks not ducks!"

He answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 10 inch Bic?"

clitman
13th October 2005, 20:06
some brazillian luvin'
http://rapidshare.de/files/6219486/brazil_parking_my_car.rar
password is as always: http://fooster.blogspot.com

big air!
http://www.forgefx.com/stuntracer/

clitman
14th October 2005, 19:47
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clitman
14th October 2005, 20:03
Around the world..............
http://www.localhost.nl/stuff/flash/Interorgasm.swf

Carlton beer add and french lingerie add
www.unelte.go.ro/adds.htm

Some games
http://elegans.imbb.forth.gr/games/

http://www.healthac.org/images/
http://babes.totallyfreesexxx.com/gals/

http://www.nowthatsfuckedup.com/bbs/ftopic39597.html
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http://sadko.theteensporn.com/
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http://www.sexy-lesbians.com/preview/
http://www.movie-clipz.com/mpg/dildomax/
http://nsd.dyndns.org/MC/Gratuitous%20Nudity/
http://www.tgpstarlets.com/mandi-rose/

clitman
15th October 2005, 15:28
odd but erotic
http://grab.orsm.net/update20021029/shaved.mov

Mona Lisa
"MY FIRST TIME"
http://rosepetals.slyp.com/

clitman
17th October 2005, 10:28
try this at home!
http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/3939/Orgasmic_Simulator2.htm

How Bush makes his speaces.
This is really fucking funny.
http://humoronastick.com/geeklog/public_html//article.php?story=20050928125854372

http://tom.priorweb.be/fun/half_time_bomb.wmv

Kate Moss likes the powder & im a hotlink'n cunt ;
http://www.filecabi.net/t/hotlink7ncuntv6:)sj/kate-moss-cocaine.wmv

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/Files-2741951/Desert-Meteor.wmv

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clitman
17th October 2005, 10:29
electric pony ridez
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Ron Jeremy supports PETA
http://www.helpinganimals.com/feat/ronjeremy/
Isn't life strange?

This is what they might look like...
http://humoronastick.com/geeklog/public_html//article.php?story=2005100123002088

clitman
17th October 2005, 16:57
Erään rouvan luona käy säännöllisesti hänen rakastajansa sillä aikaa kun
rouvan mies puskee töitä. Pikkukalle on seuraillut tilannetta ja päättää
piiloutua makuuhuoneen vaatekaappiin nähdäkseen mitä äiti ja mies oikein
puuhaavat. Erään kerran kun pikkukalle on kaapissa tarkkailemassa
tilannetta, isä tuleekin yllättäen aikaisemmin kotiin. Rouva piilottaa
rakastajansa vaatekaappiin ja sen jälkeen seuraa keskustelua kaapissa:
Pikkukalle: Täällä on pimeää...
Mies: niin on
Pikkukalle: Mulla on jalkapallo
Mies: No sehän on hienoa
Pikkukalle: Haluaisitsä ostaa sen?
Mies: Eii, kiitos vaan.
Pikkukalle: Mun isi on tuolla huoneessa!
Mies: OK, kuinka paljon?
Pikkukalle: 250EUR?
Seuraavalla viikolla toistuu sama tilanne ja
Pikkukalle sekä mies joutuvat jälleen kaappiin.
Pikkukalle: Täällä on pimeää...
Mies: niin on
Pikkukalle: Mulla on jalkapallokengät
Mies (muistaen edelliskerran - huokaisten): OK,kuinka paljon?
Pikkukalle: 500EUR?
Muutaman päivän kuluttua isä pyytää Pikkukallelta:
Otappas jalkapallo ja kengät niin lähdetään vähän pelaamaan.
Pikkukalle: Sori, mutta ei se käy, koska myin ne pois.
Isä: paljollako?
Pikkukalle: 750 eur
Isä: Tuo nyt on tosi ikävästi tehty kavereitasi kohtaan! Sehän on paljon
enemmän kuin ne ovat maksaneet! Tämän takia mun täytyy viedä sut
ripittäytymään sunnuntaina. (perhe kun on katolinen)
Isä vie Pikkukallen sunnuntaina kirkkoon rippituoliin ja sulkee oven.
Pikkukalle: Täällä on pimeää...
Pappi: Lopeta nyt jo jumalauta...

clitman
17th October 2005, 17:27
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clitman
17th October 2005, 17:33
http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/coco.WMV

http://www.elwolfie.com/swf/

http://www.sexmzi.com/IOS/Users/www.sexmzi.com/Albom/2391507027.wmv
http://gluck.uw.hu/luba.wmv

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http://www.creampie.com/tour/video/rio_mariah06.mpg
http://www.creampie.com/tour/video/kayla_paige03.mpg
http://www.creampie.com/tour/video/kayla_paige05.mpg

clitman
17th October 2005, 17:34
http://fishki.net/video/flex.wmv

http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html

Funny Videos
http://daveandberry.com

http://www.micom.net/oops/

clitman
18th October 2005, 09:33
Eye-reflex game. Cups and shells.
http://mindbluff.com/gameshel.htm
Is the hand quicker than your eye?

http://www.somethingwrong.co.uk/crazy_frog_baseball/

clitman
18th October 2005, 19:59
The Perfect job

Here it is

http://www.grapevinejobs.com/index.asp?Page=jobseeker/jobseeker_jobs_more_detail.asp?client_job_id=9978

clitman
18th October 2005, 20:01
Games

Emulating Gameboy games on the iPod:
http://ipodlinux.org/GB_Emulator

http://users.volja.net/fljbjj59/HERE/games/index.htm
Battlefield Vietnam
Billy Blade And The Temple Of Time
Bleifuss Fun
Cold Fear
Crazy Machines
DRiV3R
Empire Earth 2
GangLand
Grand Theft Auto III
Grand Theft Auto Vice City
Great Battles Of WWII
Hitman Contracts
House Of The Dead III
Laser Sqad
Manhunt
Midnight Club II
NBA Live 2005
Need For Speed Underground 2
Pariah
Prince of Persia Warrior Within
Retro Arcade Classics
Spelling
Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow
SRS Street Racing Syndicate
Star Wars Republic Commando
Stronghold 2
Tabloid Tycoon
Terrorist Takedown
The Punisher
True Crime Streets Of LA
Tin Soldiers Julius Caesar
UEFA Champions League 2005
WarChess
Worms Forts Under Siege

ftp://guest:guest@trex2003.dyndns.org/Games
Big Kahuna Reef
Blood Rayne
Card and board games
Delta Force Black Hawk Down
Enigma -Rising Tide-
Global operations
IGI 2
Uplink

clitman
18th October 2005, 20:03
& More

SWAT 4
ftp://www.eastgame.net:dfirjgfkjg@61.233.65.114:29/TLF/download/-=Classic%20Games%203=-/04.04.05.Swat.4-RELOADED/

Commandos 3: Destination Berlin
ftp://www.eastgame.net:dfirjgfkjg@61.233.65.114:29/TLF/download/-=Classic%20Games%203=-/10.15.03.COMMANDOS.3.DESTINATION.BERLIN-DEViANCE/

The Thing
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=12HHM3XT

System Shock 2
ftp://213.5.40.28/pub/acn/filecity/200301/00002727/

Far Cry DVD
ftp://a51:1337people@82.92.42.146:1337/--[%20GameZ%20]--/FAR.CRY.DVD.FINAL-DEViANCE/

Crimson Skies PC
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=28NQ5B14

Need for Speed Underground 2
ftp://24.106.21.238/Gamez/Need%20for%20Speed%20Underground%202//
or
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Sim City 2000 Special edition ISO
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Virtual Cop 2
http://rapidshare.de/files/3064217/VIRTUAL_COP_2.exe.html

Boiling Point -Road To Hell-
ftp://202.81.244.162/hp1300drivers/Chi_Trad/Manuals/%20%20%20%20%20%20/com8/com7/Wolfman@TLF/com9/ForU/05.20.05.Boiling.Point.Road.To.Hell-CLONECD

Fantastic 4
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DRIV3R
DRIV3R-RIP+ADDON
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=23SVOOIQ [PART1]
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=23MC0YXD [PART2]
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=23JGOV6N [PART3]
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=237V47UJ [PART4]
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=20AD6DWD [PART5]
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=26KCY67V [PART6]
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=23NY6HT8 [PART7]
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=23PPFW6C [PART8]
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=26JLWBM5 [PART9]
MUSIC ADDON
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=24VQCVZC [PART1]
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=24H9UIV9 [PART2]
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=24FJTEJZ [PART3]
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=234SB5GZ [PART4]
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=20A17K1J [PART5]

clitman
18th October 2005, 20:09
& More

Pro Evolution Soccer 4
ftp://P-M.3322.ORG:PjrKpVRT@211.233.66.154:15555/11.23.04.Pro.Evolution.Soccer.4-RELOADED/

Emergency 3
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http://data.1cekc.com/3d/3D%20SexVilla.sfx.part1.exe
http://data.1cekc.com/3d/3D%20SexVilla.sfx.part3.rar
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Psychonauts
Part1 http://rapidshare.de/files/2635597/Pyconuts.part1.rar.html
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PArt6 http://rapidshare.de/files/2635953/Pyconuts.part6.rar.html
Part7 http://rapidshare.de/files/2635896/Pyconuts.part7.rar.html
Password: www.fullddl.net

King Of The Road
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Test Drive 6
http://fe.trymedia.com/d/infogrames/30m_default/Download_com/TestDrive6.exe
Crack:
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Silent Hunter III
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Password:www.opgamez.net

clitman
18th October 2005, 20:13
& More

Age Of Shadows
http://www.bestlink.com.cn/aos.iso

Rise Of Nations
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Live Billiards Deluxe 1.5
http://www.softcrew.net/download.php?http://files.5star-network.com/Games/Livebilliards15.exe
Crack: http://www.softcrew.net/download.php?http://tim.srv.hu/34.rar

PARIAH Multilenguaje
Pics
http://www.startupsoftware.co.uk/acatalog/Pariah.jpg
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Game
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http://teacher.ru.orebro.se/ru1147/Pariah/xma-par2.bin
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Serial Number:
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Crack NOCD
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clitman
18th October 2005, 20:14
& More

The House of Dead III
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Game
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Password: WWW.EMUGAMEX.NET

Prince Of Persia I
ftp://213.130.16.80/Games/Prince_Of_Persia/

Virtual Pool 3
Pic
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Game
http://rapidshare.de/files/6044207/Virtual_Pool_3.part1.rar.html
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clitman
18th October 2005, 20:15
& Finally NBA Live 2006

NBA Live 2006
CD1
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clitman
18th October 2005, 20:20
The Perfect job

Here it is

http://www.grapevinejobs.com/index.asp?Page=jobseeker/jobseeker_jobs_more_detail.asp?client_job_id=9978




Its a bit extreme, only for real pervs..

http://rapidshare.de/files/6448016/kabura1_mpg2.mpg




Not sure why this is funny

http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/

clitman
19th October 2005, 10:29
Munkkiluostarissa munkit istuivat suuressa salissa ja kopioivat pyhiä
kirjoituksia päivä toisensa ja vuosi toisensa jälkeen. Luostariin saapui
uusi, tavallista uteliaampi ja tiedonhaluisempi munkki. Hän totesi, että
munkit ovat kopioineet ja kopioineet vuosisatoja toisten munkkien jo
aiemmin kopioimia tekstejä, joten alkuperäisiä tekstejä ei enää ollut. Hän
kysyi apotilta, missä alkuperäiskirjoitukset ovat ja apotti veikin hänet
suureen holviin ja jätti munkin tutkimaan alkuperäisiä pyhiä kirjoja.
Apotti tuli muutaman tunnin kuluttua hakemaan munkkia pois ja löysi tämän
itkemästä ja hakkaamasta päätään seinään. Apotti tiedusteli mikä hätänä,
johon munkki vastasi: - Helvetin kirjoitustaidottomat! Se on CELEBRATE eikä
CELIBATE!!!

clitman
19th October 2005, 10:33
Ranskankielen opettaja selvitti oppilailleen, että ranskankielessä sanat ovat joko maskuliineja eli miespuolisia tai feminiinejä eli naispuolisia. Esim. talo on feminiini, "la maison", ja lyijykynä maskuliini, "le crayon".

Eräs opiskelijoista kysyi, kumpi tietokone on.... Sen sijaan että opettaja
olisi suoraan kertonut vastauksen, hän jakoi luokan kahtia, miehiin ja naisiin ja antoi heille tehtäväksi selvittää pitääkö tietokoneen olla maskuliini vaiko feminiini. Kummankin ryhmän oli perusteltava kantansa neljällä eri kohdalla.

Miesten ryhmän mielestä tietokoneen on pakko olla naispuolinen, eli "la computer", koska..
1. kukaan muu kuin koneen tekijä ei voi ymmärtää sen sisäistä logiikkaa.
2. tietokoneiden keskenään käyttämä kieli on täysin käsittämätöntä ulkopuolisille.
3. jopa kaikkein pienimmät virheet talletetaan pitkäkestoiseen muistiin
siltä varalta, että niitä joskus tarvittaisiin uudelleen.
4. heti kun ostat tietokoneen, huomaat tuhlaavasi puolet palkastasi sen
lisävarusteisiin.

Naisten ryhmän mielestä tietokoneen on pakko olla miespuolinen eli "le computer", koska..
1. jotta sen kanssa voisi ylipäätään tehdä jotakin, se pitää käynnistää
2. niissä on suunnattomat määrät tietoa, mutta siitä huolimatta ne eivät kykene ajattelemaan itsenäisesti
3. niiden pitäisi auttaa ongelmien ratkaisemisessa, mutta sen sijaan ne
ovat ITSE ongelmia puolet ajasta
4. heti kun ostat tietokoneen, huomaat, että jos olisit odottanut hetken
aikaa, olisit saanut paremman mallin.

Naisten ryhmä voitti, joten tietokone on miespuolinen (le computer).

clitman
19th October 2005, 18:41
http://www.perverts.nl/

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clitman
20th October 2005, 18:27
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.


MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't
rhyme and I don't give a shit
Amen

clitman
20th October 2005, 18:37
Good eating..
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Crazy Videos
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odd Birthday Humor
http://www.thejokepost.com/thejokepost/avi/Vibro_cadeau.WMV

clitman
20th October 2005, 19:24
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clitman
21st October 2005, 10:09
Kaksi kaveria mietti, mistä saisivat noin ensihätään hieman alkoholipitoista juotavaa. Rahaakaan ei ollut kuin kymppi.

Sitten toinen keksi:
- Käypäs hakemassa aamiaispöydästä pätkä makkaraa.

Kaveri kävi hakemassa ja kysyi:
- No, mitäs tällä nyt sitten?
- No sitten vaan suunnataan kohti ravintolaa!

Kaverit marssivat ravintolaan, änkesivät ahterinsa johonkin pöytään ja tilasivat kalliita juomia sen kuin ehtivät.
- Tuota... mitenkäs meinaat maksaa tämän kaiken? huolestui toinen.
- No katsos. Mulla on ovela suunnitelma. Kun tulee maksun aika, minä änkeän tämän makkaran housuistani pullottamaan ja sinä käyt lattialle nuolemaan sitä. Tuo portsari näkyy olevan tuommoinen nykyajan skinheadi joten kunhan portsari huomaa meidän puuhat niin me lennetään kaaressa pihalle ja maksu unohtuu!

Niin tehtiin ja suunnitelma toimikin loistavasti. Iloisessa nousuhumalassa kaverukset suuntasivat kohti toista ravintolaa. Samoin kävi sielläkin, ja illan mittaan monessa muussakin paikassa. Seitsemännen ravintolan jälkeen toinen lausahti:
- Thuota... nyt alkoi vähän hiukomaan. Heithäpäs shitä makkaraa tänne...
- Thäh..? Makkaraa...? Sehän jäi jo shinne enshimmäiseen ravintolaan.

clitman
21st October 2005, 10:19
http://www.crazyrussian.com/02/entry_1537.php#body

clitman
21st October 2005, 10:30
http://www.crazyrussian.com/02/entry_1536.php#body

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clitman
21st October 2005, 21:12
A Test
http://www.perverts.nl/files/IQ-Test.htm

Odd news no Christmasgifts for
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is this porn or odd?
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clitman
21st October 2005, 21:37
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clitman
22nd October 2005, 16:57
http://www.localhost.nl/stuff/movies/Jurrasic Fart.wmv


Still extreme and still at bit wierd, but WTF..
This time it's in Wmv file format, wich I hope gives the same quality..
http://rapidshare.de/files/6577505/ringo1.wmv.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/6580895/ringo2.wmv.html

clitman
22nd October 2005, 16:58
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25th October 2005, 09:50
Mies jonottaa kaupan kassalla, kun hän huomaa tosi herkkublondin, joka
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Niinpä hän kysyy blondilta: "Anteeksi, tunnetko minut kenties jostain?"
"Luulisin, etta olet yhden lapsukaiseni isä", blondi vastaa.

Mies muistaa sen ainokaisen kerran, kun han on ollut uskoton.
Hän sanoo hiljaa:
"Oletko se strippari, jota panin polttareissani biljardipöydällä kaikkien kavereitteni katsellessa, kun kaverisi samalla piiskasi minua märällä sellerinvarrella ja työnsi kurkkua perseeseeni?"

"En..." nainen sanoo, "...olen poikasi luokanopettaja."

clitman
25th October 2005, 09:54
Insinöörilogiikkaa

Se, että päivät on kesällä pitempiä kuin talvella, johtuu lämpölaajenemisesta.

Sahanpuru pitää puita pystyssä. Kun puusta sahataan puru pois, niin puu kaatuu.

Maanjäristyksiä on yhä enemmän. Se johtuu siitä, että maan kuoren alla
oleva öljy ei ole tarkoitettu autojen moottoreihin vaan voitelemaan
maapallon sisällä olevaa päälaakeria. Kun öljy pumpataan pois, laakeri
kuivuu ja rupeaa rahisemaan; siitä järistyksiä.

Ikiliikkuja: tiedämme, että kissa putoaa aina jaloilleen ja voileipä putoaa lattialle voipuoli alaspäin. Jos sidomme voileivän kissaan voipuoli mahaa vasten ja pudotamme tämän paketin vaikkapa metrin korkeudelta, pitäisi tästä syntyä ikiliikkuja.

Akkupora ei käy sähköllä vaan sinisellä savulla. Kun savu on vuotanut porasta, se ei enää toimi. Savua ei kotikonstein voi ladata poraan. Miinussähkö on jääkaappeja ja plussähkö mikrouuneja varten.

Tuuli johtuu puiden heilumisesta.

Todiste: Mitä enemmän puut heiluvat sitä enemmän tuulee. Vaihtoehtoinen teoria väittää, että tuuli johtuu auringosta, mutta aurinko ei paista yöllä. Puut sen sijaan heiluvat yölläkin.

Talvi johtuu siitä, että taloja lämmitetään. Jostain syystä aina elokuusta alkaen ihmiset alkavat lämmittää talojaan enemmän ja enemmän. Mistäpä muualta tämä lämpö olisi peräisin ellei ulkoilmasta. Kun lämpö siirtyy ulkoa sisälle, ulkoilma tietysti kylmenee, eikä kylmeneminen lopu ennen kuin vasta maaliskuussa, jolloin ihmiset alkavat vähentää lämmitystä. Jos kaikki suomalaiset päättäisivät luopua lämmittämisestä kuten esim. afrikkalaiset ovat tehneet, ei talvea olisi täälläkään.

Maapallo on pyöreä, mutta me elämme sen sisäpinnalla. Tästä on todisteena
esimerkiksi se, että kengät kuluvat eniten kärjistä ja kantapäistä eikä
keskeltä, joka tapahtuisi, jos asuisimme pallon ulkopinnalla.

clitman
25th October 2005, 10:03
Kuolemattomia rätyilyjä ja nykäisyjä

Seppo Räty (s. 1962) on Suomen menestyneimpiä keihäänheittäjiä. Räty
tuli tunnetuksi myös suorapuheisuudestaan. Räty panosti keihäänheitossa raakaan voimaan, ei niinkään tekniikkaan. Hän kärsi urheilu-urallaan useista loukkaantumisista.

Seppo Räty
"Vittuillakseni heilutin." (selitti iloista vilkuttelua Barcelonan palkintopallilla 1992)

"Puoliväkisin olen juonut viiniä." (IS:n haastattelussa ennen Barcelonaa)

"Vapaa-aika kuluu korttia pelatessa ja kaljaa juodessa." (latautumisestaan Barcelonassa 1992)

"Ooppera? Hyi saatana!" (IS:n haastattelussa 1991)

"Kai se jossain on." (Räty hopeastaan mitalikahveilla. Hän joutui lainaamaan
jousiammuntajoukkueen hopeamitalia kuvaukseen.)

"Saksa on paska maa" (pudottuaan MM-finaalista Stuttgartissa 1993)

"Lepäilen tai ryyppään" (latautumisestaan ennen EM-kisoja Helsingissä 1994)

"Iisalmesta saa parempaa" (arvostelee italialaisen kuohuviinin aromia EM-hopean jälkeen)

"Viissataatonnia käteen ja keihäs lentää 100 metriä" (Ennen Atlantan
olympiakisoja kesällä 1996)

"Joka toinen vuosi tuntuu menevän vanhalla miehellä perseelleen"
(Göteborgin MM-kisoissa 1995)

"Atlantaan lähtiessä päätin, että en perkele puhu koko matkalla englannin sanaa - suomella on pärjättävä." (Atlantan olympiamatkasta 1996)

"Mikä perkeleen seura?" (Rädyn ensimmäinen kommentti hänen kuultua Aleksis Kiven seurasta ja hänelle myönnetystä palkinnosta)

"Jos viistoistavuotiasta sais." (Räty eräässä radiohaastattelussa kysyttäessä seuraavan vuoden tavoitteista)

"Tempaise niin että vittu repeää." (Räty kannusti Heli Rantasta ennen naisten keihään finaalia.)

"Halvarin kanssa ollaan ajeltu autolla, kun on ollut niin kylmä."
(Räty kertoo valmentautumisesta Barcelonan kisoihin.)

"Ensin mä ainakin menen syömään." (Räty kommentoi kun häneltä kysyttiin tulevaisuuden suunnitelmia hänen juuri voitettuaan kultamitalin.)



Ja Näin kommentoi Matti Nykänen (syntyi Jyväskylässä 17. heinäkuuta 1963).Kenties kaikkien aikojen menestynein mäkihyppääjä.

Lausahduksia

"Elämä on laiffii"

"Elämä on ihmisen parasta aikaa."

"Jokainen tsäänssi on mahdollisuus!"

"Se on ihan fifty-sixty miten käy."

"Rakkaus on kuin lankakerä - se alkaa ja loppuu."

"Kaikki on allright ainakin minulla. En tiedä, onko muilla."

"Huominen on aina tulevaisuutta."

"Asiat ovat sekaisin kuin Haminan kaupunki."

"Saksa-Itävalta on mun toinen kotimaa."

"Lahti on kyllä ihan mesta paikka."

"Kun sä lähdet hyppyyn, sä olet ihan yksin. Sä joudut siinä hyppyrinnokalla
tekemään yksinäsi ihan omat ratkaisut. Sä oot siellä ylhäällä ihan up yours."

"Aina ku mä hyppään ja pääsen siihen hyppyrin nokalle, niin mulle tulee sellanen 'bon voyage' -tunne, siis että mä oon kokenu tän joskus
aikasemminkin."

"En suosittele antabusta kenellekään. Sen kanssa tulee ryypätessä ihan
kammottava olo."

"Mulla on karismaa!"

"Mä en mene siihen lankaan että alkaisin haalimaan jotain omaisuutta."

"Ehkä join, ehkä en, so not kunhan hyppy kulkee!"

"No pilluhan se on aina mielessä mutta hypätään nyt ensin!"
(toimittajan kysyessä Matin mietteitä ennen kisaa)

"On kaksi osaa ihmisiä. Joku vetää huumeita, joku urheilee, joku vetää
itsensä loppuun ja joku vaan nukkuu. Minä kuulun siihen porukkaan,
joka nukkuu, urheilee, rakastelee ja hakkaa itseään ja voipi olla,
että siinä joskus osuu toiseenkin ihmiseen."

"Minä olen venäläinen, vaikka ei ole punaista päällä, olen kommunisti, mutta
näyttelen vaan. Oikeasti olen ihminen, joka kävelee ja puhuu puhelimeen."

"Niinhän se on, meillä ostetaan perunoita keväällä ja muuallasyksyllä!"

"Joka toista tökkii, niin kyllä se jossain vaiheessa siellä alapäässä alkaa
tuntua, ettei olisi kannattanut tökkiä väärään paikkaan."

"Sauvakävelin siellä järvellä ja opin avantouinnin."

"Kysymys kuulostaa kysymykseltä."

"On se aika epäkornia käytöstä."

"Kaikkihan meistä on syöny makkaraa. Mutta kuka meistä on syöny
ylikypsää Tapolaa?"

"Meikäläinen on nykyään avioliittoneuvoja. Jos menee hyvin niin meikäläinen
paikalle. Se on seittemän sekuntia ja kaikki on päin persettä."

"Eiköhän se niin päin oo että tuo toinen osapuoli pikkusen reippaammin ottaa
tuota alkoholia."

"Elokuva elokuvana. Elokuva kun tehdään, niin se on elokuvaa."

"Tekemätöntä ei saa tekemättömäksi"

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26th October 2005, 07:34
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26th October 2005, 08:03
Odd indeed! Puppetry!

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This takes some click-work and you must have Shockwave - - but it's worth it. Awesome animation... especially "female"

Scroll down to "March 2003". Click on "Puppet Tools".
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Choose your puppet at the top of the window and choose animations just below that.
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The titles are descriptive.
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clitman
26th October 2005, 08:10
english joke ...

Hi Sore Paws, I'm sure you know this one :
the Queen, at wedding night, saying to her husband : "is it that people call fuck ?" husband answer "yes it is" , she said : "oh, it is too good for them !"



american joke ...

George W. Bush was receiving his morning intelligence briefing.

"Yesterday, three Brazilians were killed in Iraq," said the briefer.

Bush sat stunned, staring at the briefer. The briefer stopped to allow the President to regain his composure.



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26th October 2005, 09:32
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clitman
26th October 2005, 17:12
ontopic commercial

http://www.hotmedia.org/2005-10-25/ipa_bier.wmv

clitman
27th October 2005, 05:58
2Pac - 2 of Americaz Most Wanted
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2Pac - All About You
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2Pac - Brenda's Got A Baby
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2Pac - California Love
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2Pac - Changes
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2Pac - Cradle To The Grave
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2Pac - Dear Mama
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2Pac - Ghetto Gospel
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2Pac - Hit Em Up
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2Pac - How Do You Want It
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2Pac - How Long Will They Mourn Me
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2Pac - I Ain't Mad At Cha
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2Pac - I Get Around
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2Pac - Keep Ya Head Up
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2Pac - Pour Out A Little Liquor
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2Pac - Runnin (f. Notorious B.I.G.)
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2Pac - Thugz Mansion
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2Pac - Unconditional Love
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2Pac - Until The End Of Time
http://progressive.stream.aol.com/aol/us/aolmusic/artists/universal/2pac/2pac_untiltheendoftime_26_dl.mov

clitman
27th October 2005, 06:00
banned tv commercial

pw= biged

Flintstones Banned commercial (winston cigaretts)

http://rapidshare.de/files/6770075/FSwc.rar

clitman
28th October 2005, 16:14
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

clitman
28th October 2005, 17:46
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Back from the Dead - amazing luck & true stories
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True, incredible reports from around the globe. A must-read for Halloween.

It's tofu made to taste like human flesh...
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They have a lovely recipe for aztec stew
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clitman
28th October 2005, 18:28
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clitman
28th October 2005, 21:23
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Orgasms around the world -
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clitman
29th October 2005, 12:42
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Happy Halloween
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clitman
29th October 2005, 15:57
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clitman
30th October 2005, 12:04
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clitman
30th October 2005, 12:57
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clitman
30th October 2005, 15:57
a christian beer (humor)

By the way, I was walking past the pub, and I saw a sign saying Monthly Meeting of the Christian Alcoholic Barmen's Society. I was curious so I listened for a minute or two. They seemed to be having their opening prayer. I heard them saying:

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager
Forever and ever,
Barmen.

clitman
30th October 2005, 16:05
Fitness is good
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cars and boobs
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clitman
31st October 2005, 17:52
Öljynvaihto-ohjeet naisille ja miehille

Öljynvaihto-ohjeet:

a) Naisille.
Ajetaan huoltoasemalle, kun edellisestä öljynvaihdosta on kulunut n.15.000 kilometriä. Annetaan ohjeet huoltomiehelle ja siirrytään itse huoltamon kahvioon diettipiirakalle ja kahville. Työn valmistuttua maksetaan kassalle ja lähdetään ajelemaan...

Kustannukset :
4 litraa synteettistä öljyä 32,80 eur
suodatin 6,40 eur
vaihtotyö 13,45 eur
kahvi ja piiras 2 eur.
Yhteensä 54,65 euroa.

b) Miehille (tee-se-itse -sellaiselle).
1) Ajetaan Motonet-varaosaliikkeeseen, ostetaan synteettistä tarjousöljyä 29.25 eur/4 l, uusi öljynsuodatin 5 eur, sekä uusi Wunderbaum-hajuste 1.35 eur.
2) Ajetaan kotitalliin ja aloitetaan öljynvaihto-operaatio huomaamalla että jäteöljysäiliö on täynnä, ei ajeta ongelmajätepisteeseen vaan kaadetaan jäteöljyastia pihan perällä olevaan kuoppaan.
3) Avataan yksi Karjala-olut, juodaan.
4) Etsitään tunkkia n.30 minuuttia, löydetään se pojan polkuauton alta, tunkataan auton etupää ylös ja asetetaan alle pukit.
5) Avataan yksi Karjala-olut, rasitukseen ja juodaan.
6) Asetetaan jäteöljyastia auton alle, etsitään öljytulppaan sopivaa
kiintoavainta, ei löydy, joten otetaan avuksi jakoavain.
7) Avataan kampikammion öljytulppa.
8) Pudotetaan öljytulppa ja kuparitiiviste sekä jakoavain kuuman öljyn mukana jäteöljyastiaan, roiskeet sottaavat vaatteet ja kädet.
9) Trasselilla pyyditään isommat roiskeet kasvoilta ja käsiltä.
10) Vitutukseen otetaan yksi Karjala-olut, juodaan ja katsellaan mustan käytetyn moottoriöljyn valumista jäteastiaan.
11) Etsitään suodattimen vaihtoon tarvittavia ketju-avainta, ei löydy joten lyödään ruuvimeisseli suodattimesta läpi, öljy roiskuu joka puolelle ja oikean käden rystysistä aukeaa palkeenkielet.
12) Otetaan taas vitutukseen yksi Karjala-olut ja juodaan.
13) Kaveri tulee käymään, tyhjennetään Karjala-kori ja päätetään, että jatketaan öljynvaihtoa huomenna..
14) Seuraava päivä, vedetään jäteöljyastia auton alta ja tyhjennetään se pihan perällä olevaan kuoppaan, peitetään kuoppa mullalla.
15) Siivotaan kohdassa 11 tulleet roiskeet.
16) Otetaan Karjala-olut, ei @!#$ nehän juotiin eilen..
17) Käydään ostamassa taas korillinen Karjala-olutta.
18) Tuhritaan uusi suodatin jäteöljyyn ja kierretään se paikoilleen..
19) Kaadetaan litra öljyä täyttökorkista koneeseen kun muistetaan ettei tullut kierretyksi öljytulppaa tiivisteineen paikoilleen.
20) Haetaan helvetisti öljytulppaa ja tiivistettä, muistetaan, että jäteöljy tuli kaadetuksi pihan perälle kuoppaan ja eilenhän tulppa, tiiviste ja jakoavain putosivat jäteöljyn joukkoon.
21) Armottomaan vitutukseen otetaan kaksi Karjala-olutta.
22) Avataan se @!#$ kuoppa, tongitaan ja löydetään tulppa, tiiviste ja jakoavain.
23) Viedään auton alle valunut ensimmäinen litra öljyn ja trasselin sekoitusta sinne pihan perällä olevaan kuoppaan.
24) Otetaan yksi Karjala-olut ja juodaan.
25) Pohjatulppaa kiristettäessä lipsutetaan jakoavain ja eilen auenneet rystyset, nyt jo hyvässä ruvessa, aukeavat uudelleen.
26) Vaiheen 25 johdosta lyödään takaraivo betonilattiaan ja otsakulma pohjapellin tukipultin päähän.
27) Kirotaan helvetisti.
28) Heitetään jakoavain pitkin autotallin seiniä.
29) Kiroillaan vielä 10 minuuttia, koska jakoavain on osunut autotallin seinään kiinnitetyn Miss Joulukuun vasempaan meijeriin.
30) Vitutus hellittää kun otetaan kaksi Karjala-olutta ja juodaan.
31) Puhdistetaan ja desinfioidaan rystyset, otsakulma ja takaraivo ja laastaroidaan ne asianmukaisesti.
32) Otetaan tuskaan yksi Karjala-olut ja juodaan.
33) Kaadetaan 3 jäljellä ollutta litraa synteettistä öljyä koneeseen.
34) Otetaan pukit pois alta ja hajoitetaan samalla tunkin vipuvarsi.
35) Peruutetaan auto ulos tallista, että voidaan siivota kohdan 23 öljyläikkä.
36) Koeajolle ja hakemaan se puuttuva litra synteettistä öljyä Motonetistä.
37) Tien sivuun ja puhalletaan ystävälliselle LP:n konstaapelille.
38) Auto hinataan pois.
39) Käydään oikeudessa, maksetaan sakot, verikokeet ja hinauspalvelu

Kustannukset:
4 litraa synteettistä öljyä 29,25 eur
1 öljynsuodatin 5 eur
1 Wunderbaum 1,35 eur
48 plo:a Karjala olutta 59,70 eur
1 rattijuopumussakko 571,80 eur
1 verikoe, terv.keskuksessa 50,45 eur
1 hinauskulut 124,45 eur
Yhteensä 842,00 eur

clitman
31st October 2005, 19:30
this & that

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
14. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
20. I intend to live forever-so far so good.
21. Borrow money from a pessimist-they don't expect it back.
22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
23. My mind is like a steel trap-rusty and illegal in 37 states.
24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
26. Support bacteria-they're the only culture some people have.
27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of check.
33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
36. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
48. Get a new car for your spouse-it'll be a great trade!
49. Plan to be spontaneous-tomorrow.
50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.
54. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

clitman
31st October 2005, 19:37
pretty fucking cool
http://www.engr.colostate.edu/~dga/high_speed_video/#Fluid_Mechanics

http://www.michaelhodges.com/stuff/movies/

clitman
1st November 2005, 19:23
Nikki Nova in Vampire Lap Dance
A Halloween treat for all the hallo-weeners.
File Information: (when joined)
58.6MB
08:42 minutes
320 x 240
XviD Mpeg-4, 910 Kb/s
Mpeg Audio Layer-3, 31 Kb/s
preview: http://images.filecloud.com/71834/NikkiNova_LapDance.jpg
link 1: http://rapidshare.de/files/6987542/NikkiNova_LapDance1.avi (48.3MB)
link 2: http://rapidshare.de/files/6987672/NikkiNova_LapDance2.avi (10.3MB)

Hang Stan -- "hang-the-pig" flash & trivia game
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Hot skinny blonde Victoria Knight - Vampire Sex
also known as Joanne
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clitman
1st November 2005, 19:41
4826 English Polyphonics Ringtones for Download a must for all mobile users.
27.69mb -have every song almost
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clitman
1st November 2005, 19:42
Once upon a time there was a young person named Little Red Ridinghood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and newts and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone would take the time to study them. Red Ridinghood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes referred to as "mother", although she didn't mean to imply by this term that she would have thought less of this person if a close biological link did not in fact exist...nor did she intend to denigrate the equal value of nontraditional households, although she was sorry if this was the impression conveyed. One day her mother asked her to take a basket of organically grown fruit and mineral water to her grandmother's house. "But mother won't this be stealing work from the unionized people who have struggled for years to earn the right to carry packages between the various peoples in the forest?" Her mother assured her that she had called the union boss and gotten a signed special compassionate mission exemption form. "But mother," she continued, "aren't you oppressing me by ordering me to do this?" But Red Ridinghood's mother pointed out that it was imposable for womyn to oppress each other, since all womyn would continue to be equally oppressed until such time all woymn were liberated and made free! "But mother, then shouldn't you have my brother carry the basket, since he's an oppressor, and should learn what it's like to be oppressed?" However her mother explained that her brother was attending a special rally for animal rights, and besides this wasn't stereotypical womyns work but an empowering deed that would help engender a feeling of community. "But wouldn't I be oppressing grandma, by implying that she's sick and hence unable to independently further her own selfhood?" However Red Ridinghood's mother explained that her grandmother wasn't actually sick or incapacitated or mentally handicapped in any way, although that was not to imply that any of these conditions were inferior to what some people call "health". Thus Red Ridinghood felt she could get behind the idea of delivering the basket to her grandmother, and so at last she set off. Many people believed that the forest was a foreboding and dangerous place, but Red Riddinghood knew that this was an irrational fear based on cultural paradigms installed by a patriarchal society that regarded the natural world as an exploitable resource, and hence believed that natural predators were in fact intolerable competitors. Other people avoided the forest for fear of thieves and deviants, but Red Ridinghood felt that in a truly classless society all marginalized peoples would be able to "come out" of the forest and be accepted as valid lifestyle models. While on her way to grandmas house she passed a woodchopper, and soon after wandered off the path in order to pick some wild flowers for her grandmother. Suddenly she was startled to find herself standing before a wolf who asked her what was in her basket. Although her teacher had warned her never to talk to strangers, she was so confident in taking control of her own budding sexuality, that she decided to dialog with the wolf. So she replied, "I'm taking my grandmother some healthful snacks in a gesture of solidarity." The wolf replied that it wasn't safe for a little girl to be alone in the forest. Red Ridinghood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop an alternative and yet entirely valid worldview. Now if you will excuse me I must be on my way." Little Red Ridinghood returned to the path and proceeded to her grandmother's house. However because his status outside society had freed him from slavish adherence to linear, Western-style thought, the wolf knew of a quicker rout to grandma's house! He burst into the house and ate grandma, a course of action affirmative of his nature as a predator. Then, unhampered by rigid, traditionalist gender role notions, he put on grandma's nightclothes, crawled under the bedsheets and awaited developments. Red Ridinghood entered the cottage and said, "Grandma I have brought you some cruelty free snacks to salute you in your role of wise and nurturing matriarch." The wolf said softly, "Come closer, child, that I may see you more clearly." Little Red Ridinghood said, "Goodness!! Grandma what big eyes you have!" "Do you forget, my dear, that I am optically challenged?" "And grandma what an enormous, I mean, what a fine nose you have." "Naturally, I could have had it fixed to help my acting career, but I choose not to give in to such societal pressures!" "And grandma what big sharp teeth you have." At this point the wolf could not stand any more of these specist slurs, and, in a reaction appropriate for his accustomed milieu, he leaped off the bed, grabbed Little Red Riding Hood, and opened his jaws so wide that she could see her poor grandma cowering in his belly. "Aren't you forgetting something?" Red Riding Hood bravely shouted, "You must request my permission before proceeding to a new level of intimacy." The wolf was so startled by this development that he loosened his grasp on her. At the same time the woodchopper burst into the cottage brandishing an axe! "Hands off!!" he cried. "Just what do you think you're doing?" yelled Little Red Ridinghood. "If I let you help me now, I would be expressing a lack of confidence in my own abilities, which could lead to low self esteem and lower scores on college entrance exams." "Last chance sister! Get your hands off that endangered species!! This is an EPA sting !" screamed the woodchopper, and when she nonetheless made a sudden motion he cut her head off with his axe. "Thank goodness...you got here in the nick of time." said the wolf. "That brat and her grandmother lured me in here with promises of sensitivity training. I thought I was a goner." "No, I think I'm the real victim here," said the woodchopper. "I've been trying to deal with my anger ever since I saw her picking those protected flowers and now I'm going to have such a trauma. Do you have any aspirin?" Sure," said the wolf, "Do you have any Maalox? And they moved to San Francisco, got married, adapted some children, and lived happily ever after!..........The End

clitman
1st November 2005, 19:43
Korean Baby Eater (Cannibalism)

Highly odd and quite disturbing. Edited portion of a smuggled news documentary which never made it on the air.

WARNING: This video clip contains actual cannibalism.

DESCRIPTION: A North Korean man is seen cooking a deceased baby in an oven and then eating portions of the limbs.

http://rapidshare.de/files/6422254/KoreanBabyEater.wmv

clitman
1st November 2005, 20:12
Cmesin storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a
double of the strongest whiskey you got! I'm so pissed I can't even see straight!"
The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the
worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort.
Then Cmesin swills down the drink and says "Gimme another one!".
The bartender pours the drink, but says "Now, before I give you this, why don't you let off a little steam and tell me why you're so upset?"
So then Cmesin begins his tale:
"Well, I was sitting in the bar next door when this gorgeous blonde slinks in, and actually sits beside me at the bar. I thought WOW, this has never happened before. You know, it was kind of a fantasy come true. Well, a couple of minutes later I feel this hand moving around in my lap and the blonde leans over, licks my ear, and asks if I'm interested? I couldn't believe this was happening! I managed to nod my head yes, so she grabs my hand, and starts walking out of the bar. So of course I went with her. This was just too good to be true!"
"She took me down the street here to a nice hotel and up to her room. As soon as she shut the door she slips out of her dress. That was all she was wearing! I tell you it didn't take me much longer to get out of my clothes! But as soon as I jumped into the bed, I hear some keys jingling, and someone starts fumbling with the door."
The blonde says "Ohmygod, it's my boyfriend. He must have lost his wrestling match tonight, he's gonna be real mad! Quick, HIDE!"
"So, I opened at the closet, but I figured that was probably he first place he would look, so I didn't hide there. Then I looked under the bed, but no, I figured he's bound to look there, too. By now I could hear the key in the lock. I noticed the window was open, so I climbed out and was hanging there by my fingers praying that the guy wouldn't see me."
The bartender says "Well I can see how you might be a bit frustrated at this point."
"Well, yeah, but I hear the guy finally get the door open and he yells out 'Who you been sleeping with now, bitch?' The girl says 'Nobody,honey, now come to bed and calm down'. Well the guy starts tearing up the room. I hear him tear the door off the closet and throw it across the room. I'm thinking 'Boy, I'm glad I didn't hide in there.' Then I hear him lift up the bed and throw it across the room. Good thing I didn't hide under there either."
"Then I here him say 'What's that over there by the window?' I think 'Oh Shit, I'm dead meat now'. But the blond by now is trying real hard to distract him and convince him to stop looking."
"Well, I hear the guy go into the bathroom, and I hear water running for a long time, and I figure maybe he's gonna take a bath or something, when all of a sudden the asshole pours a pitcher of scalding hot water out of the window right on top of my head! I mean look at this, I got second degree burns all over my scalp and shoulders!"
The bartender says, "Oh man, that would have pissed me off for sure."
"No, that didn't really bother me. Next the guy starts slamming the window shut over and over on my hands. I mean, look at my fingers. They're a bloody mess, I can hardly hold onto this glass."
The bartender looks at the guy's hands and says "Yeah, buddy, I can understand why you are so upset."
"No, that wasn't what really pissed me off."
The bartender then asks in exasperation, "Well, then, what DID finally piss you off?"
"Well I was hanging there, and I turned around and looked down, and I was only about 6 inches off the ground!"!o)

clitman
1st November 2005, 20:23
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clitman
2nd November 2005, 12:17
HMMM.... ?

-Jos mykkä kiroilee, niin pestäänkö hänen kätensä saippualla?

-Jos skitsofreeniikko uhkaa tappaa itsensä, niin onko tilanne käsitettävä
panttivankitilanteena?

-Miksi kaukosäädintä painetaan kovempaa silloin kun patterit ovat
loppumassa?

-Jos mies puhuu metsässä, eikä yksikään nainen kuule häntä, onko hän silti
väärässä?

-Jos kilpikonna hävittää kilpensä, onko se koditon vai alaston?

-Miten lumenauraajat pääsevät töihin?

-Jos kerran mikään ei tartu tefloniin, niin miten teflon saadaan
tarttumaan pannuun?

-Kun voileipä putoaa aina voipuoli alaspäin ja kissa putoaa aina
jaloilleen, niin mitä tapahtuu,jos voileipä sidotaan kissan selkään
voipuoli ylöspäin ja kissa putoaa?

-Jos rakkaus on sokea, niin miksi seksikkäät alusvaatteet ovat niin
suosittuja?

-Mitä tekisit, jos laatikossa lukee "avaa tästä",sijaan "avaa jostain
muualta"?

-Kun villa kerran kutistuu pesussa, miksi lampaat eivät kutistu sateessa?

-Mihin kamikaze lentäjä tarvitsee kypärää?

-Miksi kuolemaantuomitun myrkkyneula desinfioidaan ennen pistosta?

-Jos pikaliima kiinnittyy mihin vain, miksei se tartu tuubiin sisälle?

-Jos kuristat smurffia, minkä väriseksi se muuttuu?

clitman
2nd November 2005, 12:19
Nopeusrajoitus

Poliisi oli mittamassa nopeuksia. Kohta poliisin huomion kiinnitti auto, jonka nopeus oli 22 km/h. "Tuohan on ihan yhtä vaarallista kuin ylinopeus." tuumi poliisi ja lähti pysäytyshommiin.
Autossa oli viisi mummoa joista neljä oli silmät levällään ja lakananvalkoisia. Kuskimummo ihmetteli, miksi heidät pysäytettiin. Poliisi kertoi liian hitaan nopeuden vaaroista. Mummo kummasteli, koska mielestään hän ei ollut ajanut liian hiljaa, vaan juuri nopeusrajoituksen mukaan, 22 km/h, ja varmisti sen vielä osoittamalla kylttiä tien laidassa.
"Ihan hyvä, mutta tuo kyllä tarkoittaa tien numeroa." poliisi valisti.
Kuskimummo oli nolona. Poliisia kuitenkin vaivasi, kun kukaan tärisevistä, kyydissä olevista mummoista ei ollut sanonut sanaakaan koko aikana.
"Ovatko muut autossa olijat kunnossa?" poliisi kysyi kuskilta.
"Juu, kyllä ne kohta tokenevat. Me nimittäin juuri poistuimme Valtatie 215:ltä."


>

clitman
2nd November 2005, 12:20
Mies osti uuden kukon ja vei sen kanalaan yöksi. Aamulla kun mies meni
katsomaan miten uusi kukko pärjää - niin perkele - kaikki sata kanaa oli
nussittu kuoliaiksi ja kukko istui rinta rottingilla ja elvisteli orrella.

Mies vei kukon naapuriin jolla oli isompi 500 tipun kanala ja sopi että
kukko saa viettää seuraavan yön siellä. Ja sama peli aamulla - kaikki 500
kanaa oli nussittu kuoliaiksi. No voi perkele totesi naapurikin ja sanoi
että hänellä on Australiassa serkku jolla on 20 000 strutsin farmi -
viedään tämä kukko sinne.

Niin jätkät teki. Jätti kukon farmille ja lähtivät Sydney:iin ryyppäämään.
Illan suussa kun ajoivat takaisin farmia kohti, niin näkivät jo kaukaa kun
korppikotkat liitelivät pahaenteisesti farmin yllä.....

Ei kai perkele taas...miettivät jätkät kun serkkupoika tuli tiellä
vastaan... - kyllä vaan saatana!! - kaikki 20 000 strutsia oli nussittu
kuoliaiksi, mutta nyt oli kukkokin kuollut!!

Kukko makasi ketarat ojossa nussittujen strutsivainaiden keskellä!

Jätkät meni lähemmäs kukkoa ... yllättäen kukko raotti silmiään ja vinkkasi
korppikotkien suuntaan ja kuisksi

"olkaa jätkät hiukan hiljempaa...siellä on nyt hyvää pillua ilmassa...."

clitman
2nd November 2005, 12:21
Neljä naimisissa olevaa miestä lähtivät viikonlopuksi kalaan. Noin tunnin
kuluttua käytiin seuraava keskustelu.

Ensimmäinen mies:
"Teillä ei ole aavistustakaan mitä minun piti luvata, että sain lähteä
kalaan viikonlopuksi. Lupasin maalata meidän talosta kaikki huoneet ensi
viikonloppuna."

Toinen mies:
"Eihän tuo ole mitään. Minun piti luvata, että rakennan uuden terassin
takapihalle."

Kolmas mies:
"Onpa teillä ollut helppoa! Minun piti luvata hänelle, että teemme
keittiöremontin."

Kalastus jatkui, kunnes muut huomasivat, ettei neljäs mies ollut sanonut
mitään. "Sinä et ole sanonut mitään siitä, miten pääsit lähtemään. Miten se
oikein onnistui?"

Neljäs mies vastasi:
"Laitoin kellon soimaan puoli kuudelta. Kun se soi, sammutin herätyskellon,
tönäisin vaimoa ja kysyin "Naidaanko vai lähdenkö kalaan?" Hän vastasi:"Älä
unohda ottaa mukaan aurinkorasvaa."

clitman
2nd November 2005, 12:26
VALIKOIVA KUULO

Mitä nainen sanoo:

Hei talohan on ihan sotkussa.
Sinä ja minä alamme nyt siivota.
Ja mitä sinun housusikin tekevät
tuossa lattialla.
Ja sinä olet huomenna ilman vaatteita, jos
me emme käy pesulassa nyt heti!

...ja mitä mies kuulee:

HEI blaa blaa blaa blaa
SINÄ JA MINÄ blaa blaa blaa.
Blaa blaa blaa TUOSSA LATTIALLA.
Blaa blaa blaa blaa ILMAN VAATTEITA.
Blaa blaa blaa blaa NYT HETI"

clitman
2nd November 2005, 12:27
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clitman
2nd November 2005, 12:28
Markkinointia vasta-alkajille

Markkinointia naisen näkökulmasta:

Olet bileissä. Näet siellä aivan jumalaisen ihanan nuoren miehen.
Menet hänen luokseen ja sanot: "Olen aika hyvä sängyssä!"
Tämä on suoramarkkinointia.

Olet bileissä. Näet siellä aivan jumalaisen ihanan nuoren miehen.
Menet hänen luokseen ja pyydät hänen puhelinnumeroaan. Seuraavana päivänä
soitat hänelle ja sanot: "Olen aika hyvä sängyssä!"
Tämä on puhelinmarkkinointia.

Olet bileissä. Näet siellä aivan jumalaisen ihanan nuoren miehen.
Ystäväsi menee hänen luokseen ja sanoo: "Tuo tuolla takana on aika hyvä
sängyssä"
Tämä on mainontaa.
Olet bileissä. Näet siellä aivan jumalaisen ihanan nuoren miehen.
Menet hänen luokseen ja virkistät hänen muistiaan: "Muistatko vielä kun
oltin kaksi viikkoa sitten treffeillä? Muistatko että olen aika hyvä
sängyssä?"
Tämä on olemassaolevan asiakassuhteen hallintaa ja ylläpitoa.

Olet bileissä. Näet siellä aivan jumalaisen ihanan nuoren miehen.
Menet hänen luokseen ja sanot: "Olen aika hyvä sängyssä!" Sitten riisut
puserosi ja näytät hänelle rintasi.
Tämä on tavaramarkkinointia.

Olet bileissä. Näet siellä aivan jumalaisen ihanan nuoren miehen.
Menet hänen luokseen ja kehut hänen tyylitajuaan ja todella hyvän
tuoksuista partavettään. Sitten kaadat hänelle lasin viiniä, sytytät hänelle
tupakan ja sanot hänelle "Olen aika hyvä sängyssä!"
Tämä on suhdetoimintaa (PR).

Markkinointia miehen näkökulmasta:

Olet bileissä. Näet siellä aivan jumalaisen ihanan nuoren naisen.
Menet hänen luokseen ja sanot hänelle "Olen aika hyvä sängyssä ja sitä
paitsi jaksan koko yön yhteen menoon!"
Tämä on harhaanjohtavaa mainontaa, mikä on lailla kiellettyä!

clitman
2nd November 2005, 15:26
Just something awfully stupid...
...and we all like stupid stuff...right?...nothing new..but some people might have missed them...
Lord of the rings OST...Well...you don't know...could be!...do you have the OST?...exactly!....
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Everybody needs to flip out like a ninja now and then!...
http://www.7secondsoflove.com/ninja/

Made me watch the classic again...
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Girl licking herself
http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc98&image=b24_self.jpg
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Urethral Penetration (120mb's)
Rapid:
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http://rapidshare.de/files/6944787/urethral_penetrationII.zip
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Lots of Pussy!!
http://carpetmunchworld.blogspot.com

clitman
2nd November 2005, 16:44
underwater sex
http://trump.uselessjunk.org/videos/diver_down_sex_under_water.wmv

An Amazing Trick
you wont believe your eyes, neither the people who're there
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Another one fr. Chriss Angel
just watch, its fun
http://rapidshare.de/files/7076453/chrissangel-hit_by_car0-6175.wmv.html

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/video/porno_freak.wmv

clitman
3rd November 2005, 20:28
Here's a funny link -- has anyone else noticed how big Lindsay Lohan's tits are these days?
http://www.lohanfreestyle.com/

Doggy Creampie Eating
Guy fucks a hot blond from behind and another girl eats out all the sperm from her cunt in the back and underneath.
http://rapidshare.de/files/7122246/TLOO-DoggyCreampie.wmv.html

another ...eating creampie
Very good quality, 25mb, (3min/15 sec.) rapidshare
http://rapidshare.de/files/7132743/redhead_creampie_eating_1.avi.html

Here's a 50 minutes Fucking Machines Galore
Download and use HJ-split to join them.
part 1
http://www.quickdump.com/files/208120413.html
http://www.quickdump.com/files/1845316401.html
part 2
http://www.quickdump.com/files/641586424.html
http://www.quickdump.com/files/413108291.html
http://www.quickdump.com/files/1298764010.html
part 3
http://www.quickdump.com/files/135344976.html

A amateur couple on a waterbed (39MB)
http://rapidshare.de/files/7103397/movie_8.wmv.html
A very nice hardcore movie with a great cumshot at the end.

3some - guy accidentally cums on other guy's head
This guy must have wacked him after.
DP fucking a girl and the top guy cums on the other guys head... whoops...
http://www.newsfilter.org/user_submit/uploads/threesomes-suck.wmv

clitman
3rd November 2005, 21:40
Playboy calenders
Playboy calender 2002
http://www.zen16897.zen.co.uk/eBooks/Sex/2002%20Playboy%20Calendar.pdf
Playboy calender 2003
http://www.zen16897.zen.co.uk/eBooks/Sex/2002%20Playboy%20Calendar.pdf

e-books on sex
http://www.zen16897.zen.co.uk/eBooks/Sex/

PCGame Cossacks - European Wars
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VHKCP8AP

clitman
3rd November 2005, 22:03
French dirty tv

http://dirtylovers2.free.fr/Sommaire/DirtyChannel/GENERIQUE.rm
http://dirtylovers2.free.fr/Sommaire/DirtyChannel/DEBUT.rm
http://dirtylovers2.free.fr/Sommaire/DirtyChannel/TRIOFRED01.rm
http://dirtylovers2.free.fr/Sommaire/DirtyChannel/ACOLDWEATHER.rm
http://dirtylovers2.free.fr/Sommaire/DirtyChannel/CHOIROFBITCHES.rm
http://dirtylovers2.free.fr/Sommaire/DirtyChannel/SALIVEPLUSSPERME.rm
http://dirtylovers2.free.fr/Sommaire/DirtyChannel/FIN.rm

clitman
5th November 2005, 17:57
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clitman
5th November 2005, 18:00
Worlds' top 100 beers

Bottoms up

http://beeradvocate.com/top_beers.php

clitman
5th November 2005, 18:04
Funnies

http://www.koreus.com/files/200505/men-in-coats.html

clitman
5th November 2005, 18:05
have fun c/p

ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/trailer_01.mpg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/trailer_02.mpg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/trailer_03.mpg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/twins%20masturbate.mpg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/.31%20young%20brunette%20soccer%20mom%20caught%20s howering,%20then%20masturb.mpg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/04200501.mpeg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/04200502.mpeg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/04200503.mpeg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/04200504.mpeg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/04200505.mpeg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/04200507.mpeg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/04200510.mpeg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/04200511.mpeg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/04200512.mpeg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/Big%20Tits%20masturbate%20cum%20dripping.mpeg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/Big%20Willys%20-%20Hand%20Job%20Squirt.mpeg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/Cytherea%20Solo%20Masturbate%20-%2003m24s.wmv
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/dawns%20place-masturbate-intense%20orgasm.mpg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/Dominion%20Tank%20Police%20-%20Puma%20Striptease.mpg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/Girl%20masturbating-vibrator-cum-female%20squirt.mpg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/Homeclips%20-%20Psycho%20Girl.wmv
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/homeclips%20she%20watches%20vid.wmv
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/masturbate_wifes_friend%20-%20hidden%20cam.mpg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/Pamela%20Anderson%20Masturbate%20Dildo.mpg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/pink%20panty%20masturbate.mpg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/video01brune%20masturbate.mpg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/video02brune%20masturbate.mpg
ftp://217.23.224.239/filth/video03brune%20masturbate.mpg

clitman
5th November 2005, 18:06
lots more fun
all full movies. best use a download manager. batch download from 001 to 045 each time. movies usually complete around 038 but some are longer.
a few gigabite

http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/604/hi/604_001.mpg
http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/611/hi/611_001.mpg
http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/638/hi/638_001.mpg
http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/600/hi/600_ap001.mpg
http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/606/hi/606_ap001.mpg
http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/609/hi/609_ap001.mpg
http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/621/hi/621_ap001.mpg
http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/624/hi/624_ap001.mpg
http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/627/hi/627_ap001.mpg
http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/629/hi/629_ap001.mpg
http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/630/hi/630_ap001.mpg
http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/632/hi/632_ap001.mpg
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http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/646/hi/646_ap001.mpg
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http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/667/hi/667_ap001.mpg
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http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/1810/hi/1810_ap001.mpg
http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/1811/hi/1811_ap001.mpg
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http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/1818/hi/1818_ap001.mpg
http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/1819/hi/1819_ap001.mpg
http://content.amateurpages.com/6577598156/1820/hi/1820_ap001.mpg

clitman
5th November 2005, 19:10
http://media.putfile.com/missed-goals

http://www.filecabi.net/host/file/prostitutetoomuchvodka/wmv

clitman
6th November 2005, 15:41
THE MOST OFFENSIVE WORLD RECORDS!!

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

ZITS
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.

WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and
consists of a small amount of still-warm, very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of
lime. It is not mixed,but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'Cunt Pump'.

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state ...

clitman
6th November 2005, 16:27
http://www.classicstarlets.com/videos/christybj/001.mpg
http://www.classicstarlets.com/videos/christybj/002.mpg
http://www.classicstarlets.com/videos/christybj/003.mpg
http://www.classicstarlets.com/videos/christybj/004.mpg

http://www.classicstarlets.com/videos/christydoggy/001.mpg
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clitman
6th November 2005, 16:28
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clitman
6th November 2005, 18:40
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clitman
7th November 2005, 17:56
On kaunis kevätpäivä ja aviopari käyskentelee eläintarhassa. Sangen muodokkaalla vaimolla on tyköistuva hihaton kesämekko. Pari kävelee apinoiden aitaukseen ja saapuu valtavan gorillan häkille.

Nähdessään naisen, gorilla ryntää kaltereille ja alkaa murista ja takoa rintaansa. Gorillaa ilmiselvästi kiihottaa kesämekkoinen nainen.

Aviomies huomaa gorillan kiinnostuksen. Hän ehdottaa, että vaimo vähän kiusaisi eläinparkaa. Vaimo lipoo huuliaan ja heiluttaa takamustaan.

Gorilla riehaantuu ja alkaa karjua yhä äänekkäämmin.

Aviomies ehdottaa, että vaimo pudottaisi toisen olkaimen alas. Gorilla hurjistuu ja yrittää repiä kalterit irti. Vaimo nostaa hameen helmaa ja vilauttaa reittään melkein vesirajaan asti. Gorilla tulee hulluksi.

Sitten mies ottaa vaimoaan niskasta kiinni, avaa häkin oven ja paiskaa vaimon sisälle:

- No niin, kerro nyt sille, että sinulla on päänsärky!

clitman
7th November 2005, 17:58
Yksi elämän peruskysymyksistä kuuluu: MIKSI??

Tässä hektisessä maailmassa olemme joskus liian kiireisiä, jotta
pysähtyisimme ajattelemaan ihan peruskysymyksiä.

Joten...

MIKSI pizza toimitetaan nopeammin asiakkaalle kuin ambulanssi saapuu
perille?

MIKSI luisteluhallin edessä on parkkipaikka liikuntavammaisille?

MIKSI ihmiset tilaavat tuplajuustohampurilaisen, suuren annoksen
ranskalaisia ja cola lightin?

MIKSI ostamme hot dog-makkaroita 10:n pakkauksissa ja leipiä 8:n
pakkauksissa?

Ja oletko koskaan kysynyt..

MIKSI naiset laittavat ripsiväriä aina suu auki?

MIKSI sana "lyhenne" ei ole lyhyempi?

MIKSI täytyy käyttää "käynnistä"-valikkoa, kun haluaa sulkea Windowsin?

MIKSI kissanruokaa ei ole hiiren makuisena?

MIKSI on koiranruokaa tölkissä, jossa lukee: "entistä parempi maku"
- kuka on testannut sen?

Kaikkihan tuntevat lentokoneiden mustat laatikot, jotka pysyvät aina ehjänä.
- MIKSI lentokoneita ei valmisteta tästä materiaalista?

Kun kerran lentäminen on niin varma tapa matkustaa..
- MIKSI tulohallin nimi on "terminaali"?

Ja vieläkin:

MIKSI painat kaukosäätimen nappuloita lujempaa, kun patterit ovat
melkein tyhjät?

MIKSI pesemme käsipyyhkeitämme:
eikö kuitenkin asia ole niin, että kätemme ovat puhtaat, kun kuivaamme
ne pyyhkeeseen?

MIKSI Kamikaze-lentäjät käyttävät kypärää?

MITEN kyltti "kiellettyä astua nurmikolle" on saatu keskelle nurmikkoa?

Kun ihminen keksi, että lehmistä saa maitoa...
- mitä ko. paikasta alunperin etsittiin?

Saavatko Liptonin työntekijät myös kahvitauon?

MIKSI lampaat eivät juokse sateella sisään?

Ostan itselleni uuden bumerangin - mutta miten pääsen vanhasta eroon?

MIKSI laitoksilla ja paikoilla, jotka ovat 24 tuntia vuorokaudessa auki,
on ylipäänsä lukot?

clitman
7th November 2005, 18:04
Kyllä suomalaisen fantasiat aina ulkomaalaiset voittaa mennen
tullen..

RANSKALAINEN:

Kyllä kieltämättä tulee nähdyksi unia semmosesta, että aamulla kun
herään ja vetäisen verhot ikkunasta, niin siinä ulkopuolella
ratsastaa vaalea alaston nainen ja sen naisen jalat viistää maata.
Ei siksi, että hevonen olisi pieni, vaan siksi kun sen mimmin sääret
on niin pitkät.

RUOTSALAINEN:

Mutta se vasta antaisi virtaa kun aamulla kiertää kädet naisen
ympäri niin ei meinaa yltää kädet yhteen. Ei siksi että minulla olisi niin
lyhyet kädet vaan kun sillä naisella olis niin isot daisarit.

SAVOLAINEN:

Siinä sitä oes vantasijata ku uamulla töehin lähtiissä
lävväyttäs akkoo perssiille, niin kottii tullessahhii vielä lihat hyllys.
Ee sen tautta, jotta akka ois nii lihava, vua sen tähe että minula
oessii nii lyhyt työaeka.

clitman
7th November 2005, 18:08
Ookko Etelä-Pohojalaanen

Vastaa jos tohorit kysymyksehen ja pisteetä tuloo nii monta ku
vastauksell'on numerona.

Kun keskustelus tuloo erimiälisyyttä,
1) sinoot useen oikias ja muut vääräs
2) sinoot yleensä oikias ja muut vääräs
3) sinoot aina oikias ja muut vääräs
4) sinoot poikkeuksetta oikias ja muut vääräs.

Sullon reisus evähänä
1) nisua
2) leipää
3) fläskiä
4) kropsua

Maailman korkein rakennus on
1) johonaki ulukomailla
2) näsinneula
3) lakeurenristi
4) Suomenrehun torni Seinäjoella

Äiteetäs hävetti raakasti ku isäs tuli sorasta
1) juavuksis kotia
2) iliman sotasaalista
3) vaan liävästi haavoottunehena
4) hengis

Oma res. sotilasarvo on
1) kapteeni
2) majuri
3) everstiluutnantti
4) eversti

Jos naapuris ostaa uuren ja komian auton,
1) karehrit ja toivot notta se menis rikki
2) karehrit ja akkas antaa sua selekähän ku sullei oo varaa
ostaa
3) karehrit ja uhkaat antaa akkaas selekähän tai ainaki kersoja
4) karehrit ja ostat ittelles vähä komiemman

Sun peltua on niin pitkältä ja leviältä notta
1) kestää tunnin kävellä saraan päästä päähän
2) kestää tunnin ajaa raktorilla saraan päästä päähän
3) kestää tunnin ajaa maasturilla saraan päästä päähän
4)kestää päivän ku renki ajaa maasturilla saraan päästä päähän

Raha on varmimmin kiinni
1) Nokian osakkehis
2) Atrian osakkehis
3) Ilikan osakkehis
4) Etelä-Pohojalaases pellos

Ku nikkaroottet jotaki jäläki on
1) kelevollista
2) aika hyvää
3) tosi hyvää
4) priimaa vaikka yrität tavallista

Ku joskus teköö miäli laulaa lurahuttaa,
1) veisaat siionin virren
2) laulat vaasan marssin
3) laulat vöyrin marssin
4) laulat "kun on oikee hulivili luanto"

No niin jos sait kaikkihin vastattua laske ny pisteet yhtehen.
10 pistettä: Tulos on surkia, sust'ei saa pohojalaasta tekemälläkää! 11
- 29 pistettä: Tulos on välttävä, täst'ei liioon kannata huurella! 30 -
34 pistettä: Ny näyttääs nottet oo kaikkiin oriallisimpia ihimisiä,
parantamisen varaa kumminki viälä on!
35 - 39 pistettä: Tulos on jo hyvä, sun ei tartte ku pitää ja päästää!
40 pistettä: No nyt on asiat kohoralla! Täyrellinen Etelä-Pohojalaasuus asuu
sus, paremmaksi ei voi pistää!

clitman
10th November 2005, 19:50
http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.swf

Perception Test
This is a MS PowerPoint slide show
to determine how much you pay attention to details
http://www.quickdump.com/files/325157394.html
or if that one is too busy, get it here
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LKJM9Q3E

Playboy Dec 2005
http://rapidshare.de/files/7443580/eggomylego.pdf.html

Banana Tossing
http://www.bangedup.com/bu_posts/bananatosfr4tftrs.wmv

clitman
10th November 2005, 19:52
do you like big titties

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clitman
10th November 2005, 20:15
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clitman
10th November 2005, 20:54
Farting fantasys

..xmas-fart...

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clitman
11th November 2005, 09:29
Maailmassa monta on ihmeellistä asiaa…

1. Libanonissa miehet saavat vapaasti harrastaa seksiä eläinten
kanssa, mutta eläinten on oltava naaraita.
Seksuaalisesta kanssakäymisestä urospuolisen eläimen kanssa
on rangaistuksena kuolema. (Mitä järkeä...?)

2. Bahrainissa mieslääkäri saa tutkia laillisesti naisen
sukupuolielimiä, muttei saa katsoa niihin suoraan
tutkimuksen aikana.
Hän voi vain nähdä niiden heijastuksen peilistä.
(Saa toivomaan ettet tarvitse leikausta!)

3. Muslimit eivät saa katsoa ruumiin sukuelimiä. Tämä
koskee myös hautausurakoitsijoita:
Sukupuolielimet on peitettävä kivellä tai puunkappaleella
koko ajan. (Siis kivellä?!)

4. Indonesiassa rangaistuksena masturboininnista on
mestaus. (Uhm...)

5. Guamissa on miehiä, joiden kokopäivätyönä on maata nuorien
neitsyiden kanssa, jotka maksavat heille palveluksesta
harrastaa kanssaan seksiä ensimmäistä kertaa... Syy?
Gaumin lain mukaan neitsyet eivät saa mennä naimisiin.
(Hetkinen, mietitäänpä nyt... Onko koko maailmassa MITÄÄN
työtä, joka olisi edes LÄHELLÄ tätä...? )

6. Hong Kongissa petetty vaimo saa tappaa laillisesti petollisen
miehensä, mutta saa tehdä sen vain paljain käsin.
Miehen rakastajatar, sitä vastoin, saadaan tappaa millä
tavoin vain. (Ah, Oikeutta!)

7. Paljasrintaiset myyjättäret ovat laillisia Liverpoolissa,
Englannissa - mutta vain trooppisia kaloja myyvissä kaupoissa.
(Niinpä tietysti!)

8. Calissa, Kolumbiassa nainen saa harrastaa seksiä
vain aviomiehensä kanssa. Kun tämä tapahtuu ensi kertaa,
naisen äidin on oltava mukana makuuhuoneessa todistamassa aktia.
(Tämä lisää kyllä suorituspainetta, jos mikä...!)

9. Santa Cruzissa, Boliviassa, on laitonta miehen harrastaa seksiä
samaan aikaan naisen ja tämän tyttären kanssa.
(siis oliko tämä heille kyllin iso pulma, että sitä varten piti
säätää oikein laki?)

10. Marylandissa on laitonta myydä kondomeja automaatista yhtä
poikkeusta lukuunottamatta: Ehkäisyvälineitä voidaan myydä
automaatista vain "paikoilla joissa alkoholituotteita myydään
käytettäväksi myyntialueella".
(Loogista.)

clitman
11th November 2005, 20:16
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clitman
11th November 2005, 20:17
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.

Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.

Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

Q. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing and gargling

Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
A. You know she'll swallow.

Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.

Q. When is a pixie not a pixie?
A. When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin.'

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a "quickie,"only you do it yourself.

Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A. No one to talk to during orgasm.

Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever.

Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A. A mechanic!

Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!

Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
A. The one with the dirty knees.

Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.

Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest tits?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.

Q. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A. Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock.

Q. The three words most hated by men during sex?
A. "Are you In?" or "Is It In?"

Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.

Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went..

Q. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
A. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Q. How can you tell a macho women?
A. She rolls her own tampons.

Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians?
A: Hair balls.

Q: What's good on a pizza, but bad on a pussy?
A: Crust.

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
A: Because Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.

clitman
11th November 2005, 20:20
how i got da'girl

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.

2. Nice legs...what time do they open?

3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?

8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

15. Are those real?

16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?

23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?

33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

clitman
11th November 2005, 20:36
Funny Videos
http://www.donandmurph.com

Banana Anal Shots
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Few funny clips...
One for the footie fans (very bad goaaaaaaaaaalie!)...
http://www.danerd.com/Show.php?vid=1252
This is why pot is better than beer, ever been hurt by a joint?...
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1131353762/Test_of_Strength_
Go out on a high note...
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1131189384/Sluts_At_The_Mall

clitman
11th November 2005, 20:42
Just Like A Baby
A man and a woman had been dating for about a year and their relationship was taking a turn towards getting serious.
The man proposed and she accepted, however she told him that she wanted him to know that her chest was just like a baby's.
He said that he loved her and that her measurements didn't matter to him. He also told her that his penis was also like a baby.
She said that she loved him and size didn't matter.
Come the day of the wedding and all went well. That night the happy couple checked into the honeymoon suite at the resort hotel.
The blushing bride was in the bathroom putting on a sexy nightie. Her husband was in the bed waiting.
As she entered the bedroom, she reminded him of her confession about her chest being like a baby.
"Don't worry honey," he said.
She took her nightgown off and her breasts were the smallest he had ever seen.
He said that he was going to get undressed and reminded her of his confession about his penis being like a baby.
As he took his pants off the new bride said, "Good God All Mighty. I thought you said your penis was like a baby!"
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Women have Better Sex with Chocolate
Italian researchers found that women who ate chocolate on a daily basis had higher libidos than those who didn’t. They also found that chocolate-fed women had better sexual arousal and more sexual satisfaction.
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Viagra Wife Diary
This is the private diary of a Viagra housewife...
Day 1
Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried.
Day 2
Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me something I don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed.
Day 3
This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a picture of Nelson's Column and burst into tears.
Day 4
A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on the market that will fix his 'problem'. It's called Viagra. I told him that if he takes Viagra, things will be just like they were on our wedding night. I think this will work. I replaced his Prozac with the Viagra, hoping to lift something other than his mood.
Day 5
What absolute bliss!!
Day 6
Isn't life wonderful but it's difficult to write while he's doing that.
Day 7
This Viagra thing has gone to his head. No pun intended! Yesterday, at Burger King, the manager asked me if I'd like a Whopper. He thought they were talking about him. But, have to admit it's very nice - I don't think I've ever been so happy.
Day 8
I think he took too many over the weekend. Yesterday, instead of mowing the lawn, he was using his new friend as a weed wacker. I'm also getting a bit sore down there.
Day 9
No time to write. He might catch me.
Day 10
Okay, I admit it. I'm hiding. I mean, a girl can only take so much. And to make matters worse, he's washing the Viagra down with neat whisky! What am I going to do? I feel tacky all over....
Day 11
I'm basically being screwed to death. It's like living with a Black and Decker drill. I woke up this morning hot-glued to the bed. Even my armpits hurt. He's a complete pig.
Day 12
I wish he was gay. I've stopped wearing make-up, cleaning my teeth or even washing but he still keeps coming after me! Even yawning has
become dangerous...
Day 13
Every time I shut my eyes, there's a sneak attack! It's like going to bed with a scud missile. I can hardly walk and if he tries that "Oops, sorry" thing again, I'll kill the bastard.
Day 14
I've done everything to turn him off. Nothing is working. I even started dressing like a nun but this just seems to make him more horny. Help me!
Day 15
I think I'll have to kill him. I'm starting to stick to everything I sit on. The cat and dog won't go near him and our friends don't come over any more. Last night I told him to go and screw himself and he did.
Day 16
The bastard has started to complain about headaches. I hope the bloody thing explodes. I did suggest he might try stopping the Viagra and going back on Prozac.
Day 17
Switched the pills but it doesn't seem to have made any difference...Christ! Here he comes again!
Day 18
He's back on Prozac. The lazy sod just sits there in front of the TV all day with that remote control in his hand and expects me to do everything for him. What absolute bliss!

clitman
12th November 2005, 08:39
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clitman
12th November 2005, 08:41
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Crack
http://66.199.232.181/files/ColinMcRaeRally2005v1.0FixedexeAll.rar

clitman
13th November 2005, 14:34
Robin Williams Golf
http://rapidshare.de/files/7531797/robin_williams_golf.WMV.html

Some funny clips
Bad Luck
Ever have one of those days where just nothing goes your way?
http://media.funlol.com/content/bad-luck.mpg
Worst Job Ever
We all thought our jobs sucked! Watch the whole thing, this one is hilarious!
http://media.funlol.com/content/worst-job.ever.wmv

SaraSwirls Cuckold
http://saraswirls.com/preview/dvdpromomed.wmv

Fell Free To Upload Porn Pix To This Gallery
http://images.nonexiste.net/upload/index.php

This Guy is FUNNY
http://www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com/
Go to "videos". Right click - Save As.

Is There a Sex Offender in Your neighborhood?
Find out here.
http://www3.familywatchdog.us/

An Old Fav Game
http://www.wagenschenke.ch/
Hah hah haa hauska näin sunnuntaina tai maanantaina.

clitman
13th November 2005, 14:54
game
http://vpi.net/games/mission_at_dawn/

http://www.public.iastate.edu/~nengelbe/mitch/

clitman
13th November 2005, 15:25
http://www.division-game.sup.fr/

http://www.coffee-break-games.de//succ_demo/succ_demo_en2.swf

clitman
13th November 2005, 15:45
"And now for something different...."
http://fly.to/imaginary

Sample pic attached and in:
http://www.cyberium.net/imagine/T/Monsters.htm

clitman
13th November 2005, 16:45
http://www.kryptkiddies.com/proudparents1.html

clitman
14th November 2005, 19:47
its my understanding this is the new Harry Potter

its rapishit, so good luck getting all these parts

``Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire``

http://rapidshare.de/files/7417608/dev-hpgf.part01.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7418046/dev-hpgf.part02.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7418483/dev-hpgf.part03.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7418879/dev-hpgf.part04.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7419271/dev-hpgf.part05.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7419656/dev-hpgf.part06.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7420002/dev-hpgf.part07.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7420327/dev-hpgf.part08.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7420662/dev-hpgf.part09.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7420994/dev-hpgf.part10.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7421283/dev-hpgf.part11.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7421548/dev-hpgf.part12.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7421828/dev-hpgf.part13.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7422296/dev-hpgf.part14.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7422919/dev-hpgf.part15.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7423161/dev-hpgf.part16.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7423398/dev-hpgf.part17.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7423661/dev-hpgf.part18.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7423885/dev-hpgf.part19.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7424092/dev-hpgf.part20.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7424259/dev-hpgf.part21.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7440400/dev-hpgf.part22.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7441014/dev-hpgf.part23.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7441661/dev-hpgf.part24.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7442370/dev-hpgf.part25.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7443103/dev-hpgf.part26.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7443762/dev-hpgf.part27.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7444428/dev-hpgf.part28.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7445146/dev-hpgf.part29.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7445824/dev-hpgf.part30.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7446483/dev-hpgf.part31.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7447142/dev-hpgf.part32.rar.html

password is:BBGirl
maybe, or something like that. nahh, thats it

clitman
14th November 2005, 20:34
russian amateur
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/000_zastavkaMSV-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/001_MSV_parom01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/002_MSV_parom02-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/100_KR_zabor.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/003_MSV_sex_alena01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/004_MSV_sex_alena02-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/005_MSV_poz_irina01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/006_MSV_sex_irina01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/007_MSV_tractor-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/008_MSV_msv01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/009_MSV_msv02-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/010_MSV_razno-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/011_MSV_balcon_01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/012_MSV_balcon_02-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/013_PU_garno_01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/014_PU_ira_petia01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/015_PU_ola_i_troe-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/016_PU_zvet-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/017_PU_nazil_cuznez-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/018_PU_cuznez_02-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/019_PU_zena_onan-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/020_PV_01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/021_PV_02-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/022_PV_03-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/023_ZPO_01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/024_ZPO_02-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/025_RDV_3_01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/026_RDV_3_02avi-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/027_RDV_3_03avi-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/028_ZZ_moroz_01avi-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/029_ZZ_public-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/030_Z..._veronika-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/031_ZZ_beremen-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/032_Z...pub_veron-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/033_ZZ_zex_bel-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/034_MN_plot_01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/035_M...t_okno_02-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/036_MN_podzem_03-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/037_MN_podzem_04-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/038_TMP_01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/039_TMP_02-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/040_DN_01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/041_DN_02.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/042_ZR_01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/043_ZR_02-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/044_SB4_sex-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/045_SB4_pis-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/046_SB4_sborno-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/047_PM_dom-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/048_PM_sad-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/049_ZK2_01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/049a_ZK2_02-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/050_MS_01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/051_MS_02-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/052_MS_03-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/053_SK_01-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/054_PS_dom_strasyi-1.wmv
http://www.sexseller.ru/video/055_PS_ostalnoe-1.wmv

clitman
14th November 2005, 20:35
nippon number one bj teasers
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/101.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/102.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/107.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/112.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/113.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/114.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/119.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/120.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/125.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/126.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/131.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/132.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/137.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/138.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/139.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/143.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/144.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/149.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/150.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/151.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/155.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/156.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/161.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/162.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/167.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/168.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/173.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/174.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/179.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/180.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/185.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/186.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/195.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/196.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/205.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/206.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/215.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/216.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/221.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/222.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/231.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/232.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/237.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/238.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/243.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/244.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/249.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/250.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/255.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/256.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/261.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/262.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/267.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/268.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/273.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/274.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/279.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/280.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/297.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/298.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/315.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/316.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/321.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/322.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/327.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/328.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/333.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/334.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/339.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/340.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/345.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/346.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/351.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/352.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/357.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/358.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/363.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/364.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/369.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/370.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/375.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/376.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/381.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/382.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/393.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/394.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/399.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/400.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/405.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/406.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/411.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/412.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/417.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/418.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/423.wmv
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http://smovie.creamlemon.com/430.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/435.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/436.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/441.wmv
http://smovie.creamlemon.com/442.wmv

clitman
14th November 2005, 20:36
drunk girl teasers
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/brianna.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/hazel.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/vickie.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/victoria.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/amber.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/alexia.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/alanis.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/terra.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/tia.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/trish.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/veronika.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/zoe.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/silva.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/skyla.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/skyler.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/summer.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/nichole.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/robin.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/rosa.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/sabrina.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/monika.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/naomi.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/natalia.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/natasha.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/loni.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/melisa.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/michelle.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/misty.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/kelli.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/kelly.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/lexi.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/kitty.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/linda.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/katin.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/julie.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/kandis.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/karly.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/kasey.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/jamie.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/janet.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/jazmine.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/joy.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/hailey.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/cole.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/crystal.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/donna.wmv
http://grab.nastydollars.com/in/images/erica.wmv

clitman
14th November 2005, 20:39
hidden cameras
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/collegedaze9.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/leanne6.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/leanne12.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/floorfun.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/hidcam2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/crack7.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/socmom6.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/rooftop.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/secam2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/workmast.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/thenooner.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/fullhead.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/drunkrub.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/brandy4.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/crack5.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/ekbehind2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/mirrorpeep2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/nightcam.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/blklat14.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/collegedaze8.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/leanne11.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/crack1.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/collegedaze3.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/leanne4.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/socmom2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/nakedmile2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/ekmorning.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/hidcamfuck.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/blkonwife4.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/needs2men.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/slave1.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/mop.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/brandy2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/buzz.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/awesomejen7.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com//webmaster/movies/workinout.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com//webmaster/movies/technostrip1.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com//webmaster/movies/kathysucks2.wmv
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http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/awesomejen2.wmv
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http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/homesex3.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/onherback.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/gang5.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/home3some6.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/takearide.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/tommi2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/libby2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/leanne3.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/camptramp.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/thewife5.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/chubbygirl1.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/ekbehind1.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com//webmaster/movies/shecumsfirst.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com//webmaster/movies/girlfriendstrip.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/whenaway.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/mirrorbj.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/damn.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/gwen2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/gettingwet.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/libby5.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/movies/blklat4.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com//webmaster/movies/collegedaze4.asf
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com//webmaster/movies/blklat1.asf
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com//webmaster/movies/alliedress1.asf
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com//webmaster/movies/astride.asf
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/socmom5.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/squirt.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/hooker1.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/thepiston.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/gal/537111/movGKp80/neighbor1_hs.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/gal/537111/movGKp80/athome2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/gal/537111/movGKp80/chubbygirl4.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/gal/537111/movGKp80/kimcums6_hs.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/gal/537111/movcZF85/sexmarathon.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/gal/537111/movcZF85/thewife4.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/gal/537111/movcZF85/slave1.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/gal/537111/movcZF85/carblow.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/gal/537111/movMvG83/neighbor5_hs.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/gal/537111/movMvG83/home69.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/gal/537111/movMvG83/alliesuck8.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/gal/537111/movMvG83/funride3.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/assslappin.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/danidance7.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/fireescape.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/collegemast.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/dirtyduster.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/pussyfull.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/sunbed.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/hotelsuck.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/kimmy1.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/orgasm.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/leanne9.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/floorfuck2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/collegechicks2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/firstanal.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/blindride.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/quickie.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/forgotblinds.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/lockerfuck2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/doublestuff.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/dresscam1.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/kathy2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/psolo.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/windowpeeper.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/alliedress1.asf
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/couchsex.asf
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/nannycam.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/dormsex.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/uofxxx5.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/indianaflash.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/loudride.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/astride.asf
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/blkonwife3.asf
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/ama1.asf
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/libby1.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/caught7.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/dildo.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/bathroom.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/themaid.asf
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/basement3.asf
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/beachblow.asf
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/collegedaze6_hs.asf
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/couchcam.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/cumsucker.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/pdildoing.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/ceilingcam.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/herpresent.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/publichj.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/lovinlarge.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/showermast1.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/pntvision.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/boatparty.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/laidinanguilla.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/spunked.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/boredblow.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/arewedirty.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/wifeandlover2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/russianwhore.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/hispwife2.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/funride1.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/collegedaze6.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/lilwife3some.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/bathroomfloor.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/cheatingcam.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/davidswhore.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/showervibe.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/michellesdildo.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/garageromp1.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/hiddenasiansex.wmv
http://gallys.explicitvoyeurs.com/webmaster/content/beachsex2.wmv

clitman
15th November 2005, 11:31
Räätälöityjä ajokursseja naisille

Kurssit naisille
Talvikausi 2005-2006

Kurssi 1:
Kytkin.
Tuo veikeä ylimääräinen poljin joka rikkoutuu joka vuosi. Opetellaan
polkaisemaan kytkintä ennen vaihteen valitsemista. Paljon
luistatusharjoituksia.

Kurssi 2:
Piru keksi peruuttamisen.
Kokoonnumme viikottain Ruskon lentokentälle, joka on ko. ajan
yksityiskäytössämme. Paljon törmäilyharjoituksia. Yksi peruuttaa
vuorollaan ja muut arvioivat sekä yrittävät väistää. Oma auto on
välttämätön, koululla ei ole enää ehjää kalustoa.

Kurssi 3:
Vierestä ajaminen.
Ryhmä kokeneimmille vierestäajajille, joilla on jo paljon rutiinia ja sana hallussa (myös anopeille). Vahvistutamme äänihuulia ja käymme läpi uusimmat termit ja lyhenteet, jotta et jää hiljaiseksi missään tilanteessa (abs, sips, esp yms).

Kurssi 4:
Käsijarrun käyttö.
Uusin kurssimme antaa hyvät valmiudet ajaa käsijarru päällä säällä kuin
säällä. Kouluttajamme antavat myös neuvoja olemaan huomaamatta
palaneenkäryä.

Huom!
Seuraavat kurssit alkavat vasta keväällä:
- Auton risteykseen sammuttaminen (alkeiskurssi)
- Missä autossani on bensatankki (alkeiskurssi)
- Miten kerään jonoa perääni, tuo aina suosittu matelukurssi.
- Autossani on mies! Kurssi todella kokeneille naisautoilijoille.
- Etsitään pissapojan säiliö ja täytetään se.

Kurssi 5:
Nyt kaikki autoon, lähdetään!
Taso 1:
Hauskasti toteutettu aloittelijoille suunnattu kurssi kaikille naisille, jotka eivät enää viitsi istuttaa perhettä autossa yli tuntia odottamassa.
Miten kenkien jalkaanlaitto ja käsilaukun mukaanotto kestää tunnin. Tämän kurssin jälkeen ihmettelet sitä itsekin. Kurssilaisten käytössä hauska
simulaattori, joka soittaa äänimerkkiä 5 minuutin välein.

Kurssi 6:
Nyt kaikki autoon, lähdetään!
Taso 2:
Taso 1 -kurssin käyneille, jotka ovat alittaneet ajoneuvoon saapumisessa puolen tunnin ajan.


Muita kursseja:
Kurssi 7:
Miksi silittäisin mieheni paitapuseron?
Keskusteluryhmä jossa pureudumme vaiheittain tähän vaikeaan ongelmaan.
Paljon mielikuvaharjoituksia. Myös meditaatiota ja hypnoosia tarjolla
vaikeimpiin tapauksiin.

Kurssi 8:
Sivistyssanat tutuiksi!
Kurssi kaikille naisille. Tutustumme harvinaisiin sanoihin kuten seksi. Kerromme, mitä se on ja miten sitä voi harjoittaa.
Kotitehtäviä.

Kurssi 9:
Shoppailu, tuo mukava ajanviete!
Kurssi kaikenikäisille naisille. Käymme läpi mm. sen, ettei raha itsestään lisäänny miehesi lompakossa ja että Visalla maksetutkin joutuu joskus maksamaan. Totuuden valjettua kurssilla itketään paljon, joten ota omat nenäliinat mukaan.

Kurssi 10:
Miten saan tahtoni läpi!
Elämän perustaitoja opettava kurssi, joka luo valmiuksia saada oma
mielipide läpi. Paljon erilaisia pihtausvinkkejä. Asiantuntijat kertovat myös oikean päänsäryn oireista.

clitman
15th November 2005, 11:38
Päivän piristykseksi:

Rekkamies oli ollut pari viikkoa tien päällä ja silmissä kiilui jo tuleva tapaaminen tyttöystävän kanssa. Rekkamies pelkäsi vain, että olisi liian innokas ja hekumalliset hetket olisivat ohi liian nopeasti.Hän muisti lukeneensa, että ns. kuivaharjoittelu ennen varsinaista aktia auttaa pidentämään suoritusta. Häveliäänä miehenä hän ei vain tiennyt sopivaa paikkaa toimitukselle, apumieskin nukkui hytissä, joten sielläkään ei voinut napittaa. Sitten hän sai kuningasajatuksen. Hän pysäytti rekan levähdysalueelle ja meni rekan alle makaamaan, näin hän voisi feikata korjaavansa rekkaa. Mies sulki silmänsä ajatellen tyttöystäväänsä ja alkoi toimiin. Hetken kuluttua hän tunsi, että joku nyki häntä lahkeesta. Mies piti silmät kiinni, ettei illuusio katoaisi ja kysyi: "Mitä asiaa?"
"Poliisista päivää", kuuluivastaus, "mitä te oikein puuhaatte?"
"Kardaanista kuului jotain outoa ääntä ja päätin tarkistaa onko kaikki kunnossa", vastasi rekkamies hädissaan.
"Kannattaisi varmaan tarkistaa jarrutkin, koska teidän rekkanne rullasi kymmenen minuuttia sitten tuota ramppia alas", sanoi poliisi.

HKL:n bussiin nousi nuori neito minihameessaan. Hän alkoi kaivella rahapussia
olkalaukustaan. Silloin hihna luiskahti hänen olaltaan ja laukku putosi linja-auton lattialle. Törmätessään lattiaan laukku aukesi ja sieltä lennähti ulos hieromasauva, joka tärähdyksen voimasta surahti käyntiin ja pomppi pitkin lattiaa kohti bussin peräosaa. Kuski katsoi sauvaa ja sitten punaiseksi
kärähtänyttä neitoa ja tokaisi: "Jaha, poikaystävä yrittää mennä pummilla."

clitman
15th November 2005, 11:48
Katos tota

http://koti.welho.com/klehtio/pentagonFi.swf

Uskomatonta mutta totta.

clitman
15th November 2005, 19:25
booty time.
http://70.85.183.170/~thachron/videos/flak.WMV
http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/shortybig2.WMV
http://70.86.135.2/~chronicg/videos/blue.WMV
http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/MYVALENTINE1A.WMV
http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/MYVALENTINE2.WMV
http://www.thehabibshow.com/video/bigboop.WMV
http://www.girlsoutakontrol.com/preview/party03pre.wmv
http://www.girlsoutakontrol.com/preview/party01pre.wmv
http://www.girlie-flicks.com/Videofilez/Clipz/Pre-sex.mpg
http://www.girlie-flicks.com/Videofilez/Clipz/Stacey-Uncut-01.asf
http://www.girlie-flicks.com/Videofilez/Clipz/GF2-01.asf
http://www.girlie-flicks.com/Videofilez/Clipz/TishSample2.asf

and the dex of clips for modems
http://www.girlie-flicks.com/Videofilez/Clipz dex clips

short vids for modems
http://members.home.nl/hiryu/03movies.html

celeb dex clips
http://www.sog10.com/gallery01/

stile some still work
http://koti.mbnet.fi/janipaa/sp.html

clips various dex
http://samsalso.notworksafe.com/

mix some funnies dex
http://gerede.org/STUFF/

http://www.adultswim.com/clips/squidbillies/ep01/video.asx
http://www.adultswim.com/clips/squidbillies/ep02/video.asx

Funny Of The Day
do a google search on the word: Failure
Then check out the very first link it gives you

clitman
15th November 2005, 19:26
Star Wars stuff

Star Wars Holiday Special - was shown once and shelved. It contains the original cast of Star Wars and was made as a teaser/filler between Star Wars and Empire.
http://torrentspy.com/directory.asp?mode=torrentdetails&id=97068

Star Wars Fan Films - A heap of excellent short films made as tribute to Star Wars. Others are on theforce.net
http://www.torrentreactor.net/view.php?id=5054358&display=detailed

clitman
15th November 2005, 19:27
World h/weight fights Foreman v Norton & Frazie
George Foreman v Joe Frazier
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=18SKLXPZ
George Foreman v Ken Norton
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=20FCFY0B

Joe Louis vs Max Schmelling (the second fight)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=198DPWB0

Roberto Duran v Tommy (the hitman) Hearns
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=078P9CLI

clitman
16th November 2005, 19:02
Here's 1 short funny clip: is your dog viper or fergus.
We all need a DOG like this
http://rapidshare.de/files/7467796/BudDoggy.rar

Here's 1 interesting clip: watch this guy pull his balls out of her ass.
Going balls deep
Your just going to have to watch this one.??http://rapidshare.de/files/7468652/BallsDeep.rar

What we're really here for, the fist. some megan self-fist by FTV.
previews:
http://rapidshare.de/files/6816337/ftvMeganff01PV.rar
http://rapidshare.de/files/6971138/ftv_Meganff02_PV.rar
movies:
http://rapidshare.de/files/6820248/ftvMeganff1.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.de/files/6818106/ftvMeganff1.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.de/files/6820188/ftvMeganff02.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.de/files/6819915/ftvMeganff02.part2.rar

Odd indeed - triple penetration (RS)
Odder still - two in the ass and one in the pussy.
http://rapidshare.de/files/7576573/Teen_Triple_Penetration_-_2_in_the_ass_1_in_the_pussy_357_kbps_www.MeuLinK. com_by_quiron.wmv.html

clitman
17th November 2005, 14:33
http://starterupsteve.com/video/amazingracist-kkk.html

clitman
17th November 2005, 15:21
Flashing slide show

http://www.xs4all.nl/~zjoerd/shuki/metro/

and some morning after slide-showpics

http://www.xs4all.nl/~zjoerd/shuki/morningfun/

and touristsinfo & greetings fr. France:

http://www.xs4all.nl/~zjoerd/shuki/tourist/

Truckers all over the world are the same

http://www.xs4all.nl/~zjoerd/shuki/truckersdelight/

Some fr. wifeysworld in the dunes:

http://www.xs4all.nl/~zjoerd/shuki/wifey/06web/

and some on the road:

http://www.xs4all.nl/~zjoerd/shuki/wifey/22web/

clitman
17th November 2005, 15:50
http://kotinetti.suomi.net/make72/mosseman/mosseman.swf

clitman
17th November 2005, 15:56
Jalkapalloa parhaimmillaan

http://francois.ravaillac.free.fr/video/dribbles.php

clitman
17th November 2005, 15:58
Kuulet yöllä mökkijärveltä somalin avunhuutoja. Katsot tilannetta kiikarin läpi.
Mitä tunnet?




Rekyylin.

clitman
17th November 2005, 16:05
1.) Mene www.google.fi


2.) Kirjoita sana "failure" hakukenttään


3.) Paina "Kokeilen onneani" - nappia google normaalihaun sijaan (kestää hetken...)


4.) Myhäile tyytyväisenä ja totea että google on viisaampi kuin uskoitkaan

clitman
17th November 2005, 16:18
AGGRESSIIVI:

Suomen kielen vanhojen modusten rinnalle on puhekielessä ja joskus jopa kirjallisissa esityksissä
vakiintunut aggressiivi. Se taipuu persoonissa ja luvuissa ja kaikissa tempuksissa. Aggressiivin tunnus on toistaiseksi hyvin vaikeasti mihinkään sanaluokkaan määriteltävissä oleva VITTU. Vittu ei koskaan esiinny yksin, se edustaa siis eräänlaista pohjarakennetta tai osamorfeemia. Vittuun agglutinoidaan aina jokin persoona- tai relatiivipronomini.

Jälkimmäiset esiintyvät poikkeuksetta paikallissijoissa.

Vittu + pronomini -kombinaatio muodostaa siis
aggressiiville tunnusomaisen modusrakenteen.
Aggressiivirakenteen rektio on sellainen, että se vaatii
peräänsä joko kieltomuodon pääverbin tai vaihtoehtoisesti paikallissijamuotoisen (harvemmin partitiivimuotoisen) kielteisen liitepartikkelin sisältävän pronominirakenteen. Funktioltaan aggressiivirakenne on siis kieltoapuverbiä (en, et, ei) vastaava.

PREESENSTAIVUTUS

1.sg: Vittumä jaksa mitään myydä.
2.sg: Vittusä rupee mulle iniseen.
3.sg: Vittuse tullu ees paikalle, turhaan venasin.
1.pl: Vittume mitään pikkulapsia syödä, paskapuhetta.
2.pl: Vittute mihinkään raflaan tule, kunhan jauhatte.
3.pl: Vittune mistään mitään tiedä.

Persoonattomia:

Vittusiellä mitään ilmaista viinaa ollu.
Vittutäällä mikän kesä ole.
Vittutäällä jaksa pitempään notkua.

Muissa tempuksissa aggressiivi taipuu saman kaavan
mukaan.

Imperfekti: Vittumä jaksanu sitä kissaa pelastaa.
Perfekti: Vittumä oo jaksanu kahteen viikkoon tiskata.
Pluskvamperfekti: Vittumä ollu jaksanu ees syödä
päiväkausiin ennenku jouduin tiputukseen.

HUOM!

Lause "Vittuse tippu tohon avantoon" ei ole aggressiivi, koska lauseen imperfektimuotoinen predikaatti on indikatiivissa! Kyseessä on siis tavallinen kirosanalla höystetty indikatiivilause, jonka nimeäminen aggressiiviksi osoittaa sangen pitkälle kehittynyttä lingvistisen silmän verkkokalvon rappeumaa.

AGGRESSIIVI MODUKSENA

Koska aggressiivi on modus, se ei voi esiintyä samassa lauseessa eri modukseksi laskettavan predikaattimuodon kanssa. Aggressiivi, vanhan kansan suussa ponsitapa, ilmaisee aktiivista närkästystä, kyllästymistä, turhautumista, hermostumista ja suoranaista suuttumusta.
Tarkemman taustatunteen voi vastaanottaja päätellä
kontekstista. Aggressiivin yhteydessä käytetään eräissä piireissä tehokeinona elekieltä, jonka luonne voi vaihdella sormimerkeistä aina täyskontaktimanööveriin.

Tämänhetkisen tietämyksen mukaan aggressiivia
ilmaistaan samalla tavalla suurimmassa osassa maailman viittomakieliä.

Vittu-sanan soveliaat käyttökerrat kautta maailmanhistorian asettavat käytölle korkeat
vaatimukset:

"Enpä arvannut että he suuttuisivat noin vitusti." -
Osama bin Laden, 2001
"Hei halooo, kuka vittu siitä saisi tietää?!" - Bill Clinton, 1999
"Paikallisia sadekuuroja... ja vitut!!" - Nooa, 4341 eKr
"Missä vitussa me ollaan!?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
"Haluatte MINKÄ tuohon vitun kattoon!?" - Michelangelo, 1566
"Miten vitussa sinä ratkaisit tuon!?" - Pythagoras, 126 eKr
"Onhan se niin vitusti hänen näköisensä!" - Picasso, 1926
"Joka vitun taukki ymmärtää tämän." - Einstein, 1938
"Mistä vitusta nuo kaikki intiaanit tuli?!" - Kenraali Custer, 1877
"Mikä vittu se oli?!" - Hiroshiman pormestari, 1945
"Vitut täällä mitään jäävuoria ole." - Titanicin kapteeni, 1912
"Kuka vittu jätti keulaportin auki?" - Estonian kapteeni, 1994
"Miks just mun pitää jäädä tänne vitun moduliin venaan?" -Apollo 11 -astronautti Michael Collins, 1969
"Vittu tää on pelkkä flunssa." - Aleksanteri Suuri, 323 eKr
"Ketään kiinnosta, jos me vallataan joku vitun Kuwait." - Saddam Hussein, 1990
"Kuka vittu laukaisi sen torpedon jo putkessa!?!" - Kurskin
kapteeni Gennadiy P. Liachin, 2000
"Mitkä vitun hobitit?" - Sauron, 2945 kolmatta aikaa
"Mikä vitun riskianalyysi?" - Kaj-Erik Relander (Sonera) 2001

clitman
18th November 2005, 20:01
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.

"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.

"O.K. Do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife.

"No, no boyfriend either."

"Do you have a partner then?"

"No, I'm not attached, I'll be having my baby on my own."

After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman, "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black."

"Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porn film. The lead man was black."

"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."

"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see the co-star in the movie was this Swedish guy."

"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business either and I hate to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes."

"Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."

At this, the midwife again apologizes, collects the baby and presents Her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on the butt.

The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank God for that!"

"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.

"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that she was going to bark."!

clitman
18th November 2005, 20:04
Help with your sexlife
http://www.edifyingspectacle.org/sexuality/blog/archives/erotic_technique/index.php
If it don't work, try this instead
http://dump.trissy.org/wank.gif


White men can't jump
http://skrzyszow.org/raflik/best/00025353.wmv

clitman
18th November 2005, 22:20
Calenders and lots of other stuff for your viewing pleasure

http://files.starkescripts.net/

clitman
18th November 2005, 22:32
http://www.guzer.com/animations/chowmein.php

http://www.theflasharchive.com/f/f-50.htm

Brazilian Butts
http://foro.lawebdelmaestro.net/showthread.php?t=4260

Short Home Made video:
http://213.251.138.76/c710e90ea2389f2eae2f15b65c27c41e/video/videotroya.blogspot.com_En_Casa.wmv

Mission Impossible ... argh !!! short clips
http://movies.el-shop.com/movies/QBalls2/2861/10966.jpg
http://movies.el-shop.com/movies/QBalls2/2861/10967.jpg
http://movies.el-shop.com/movies/QBalls2/2861/10964.mpg
http://movies.el-shop.com/movies/QBalls2/2861/10965.mpg
http://movies.el-shop.com/movies/QBalls2/2861/10966.mpg
http://movies.el-shop.com/movies/QBalls2/2861/10967.mpg

clitman
19th November 2005, 17:28
Private Pirate 67
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=U6G0YC58

Triple X 006
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Z50SNF35

clitman
20th November 2005, 13:35
How long can you hold your breath for?
http://www.flurl.com/attachments/2005/Nov/18/FLURL-dot-com-6901-166m_freestyle_swim.wmv

And now ... A sing-song! Yeaaaahh!
http://media.putfile.com/TheSong-1
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/has

Leave a message on a post-it.
http://www.mattfacer.com/sticky/index.php?id=11269

The paperless toilet. A must for Oddites ...
http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/toilettongue.gif

http://www.gtds.net/Moon-Patrol

Like Black!
http://rapidshare.de/files/7883412/bubbles01.wmv.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/7886515/bubbles02.wmv.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=KRMB2MK9

clitman
21st November 2005, 11:55
Hulluja noi vitun ählämit, mutta osaa ne jenkitkin:

government lies
http://koti.welho.com/klehtio/pentagonFi.swf
http://www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/flash.htm#Main

Check out urban legend info on above
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pentagon.htm

clitman
21st November 2005, 12:25
Ali G Interviews The Beckhams
http://www.badassvids.com/u/video/15293

Guy making a huge spliff
http://www.badassvids.com/u/video/15282

Pretty funny clip about an old man getting pissed off.
http://www.badassvids.com/u/video/159

funny marx brothers clip
http://www.doctormacro-m1.com/FilmClips/Marx%20Brothers%20(A%20Night%20at%20the%20Opera)_0 1.wmv

Naughty Allie - 41MB, 15 minutes
http://rapidshare.de/files/2427886/Naughty_Allie_-_Office.wmv.html

She's a brunette here. 8.8MB
http://rapidshare.de/files/1422525/heather.rar.html

clitman
21st November 2005, 20:56
a lil' red from Walt

After World War II, Walt decided he needed to diversify and also wanted to make use of all the experience his studio had gained in making training films for the military. So Walt began to explore the possibility of making educational films for schools and other clients. One of those films, not seen in decades, has become almost a Disney urban myth.

Disney's "The Story of Menstruation" was originally delivered to the International Cellu-Cotton Company on October 18, 1946. It runs approximately ten minutes. It has been estimated that the film has been seen by approximately ninety-three million American women. Neither sexuality nor reproduction is mentioned in this influential film, and an emphasis on sanitation makes it as Disney historian Jim Korkis has suggested: "a hygienic crisis rather than a maturational event."

http://www.cyberupload.com/files/1178/dtsm.rar.html

clitman
22nd November 2005, 16:06
Playboy 1980-1999 Slideshow Opens With MS Powerpoi

http://rapidshare.de/files/7920234/Playboy_I.rar.html

http://rapidshare.de/files/7920627/Playboy_II.pps.html

clitman
22nd November 2005, 16:17
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)

http://files.filefront.com/Mountain_Rescueaexe/;4373899;;/fileinfo.html

http://files.filefront.com/Dppmsdayexe/;4374282;;/fileinfo.html

Rename it from .exe to .avi

clitman
22nd November 2005, 16:22
Playboy Girls Special Editon 2001
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DP8YKEY1

Maxim 2005 - Porno goes pop
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=060O1EY7

Maxim Calendar 2003
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NLKFR5RJ

Private 155
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UOZW5PWS

clitman
22nd November 2005, 20:15
Ilmettä niinkin arkiseen asiaan kuin voileipä. Nyt jää Tanskalaiset toiseksi.

http://www.crazyrussian.com/02/entry_1600.php#body

clitman
23rd November 2005, 22:23
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)

The movie is in 2 parts
The slightly bigger file is part one and the smaller is part two. Remember to rename the file when the save dialog appears.

just use VLC media player.
its better than windows media player anyday of the week.
http://www.videolan.org/vlc/

I did and here is how:
After you click save and the download box appears on your computer, change the file name to Potter and the file type automatically changes to .avi. I got this from another place and it worked just fine for me.

Yritä saada näistä selvää, jos et saanut ladattua elokuvaa normaalisti.

clitman
23rd November 2005, 23:15
The calenders

http://files.starkescripts.net/Calendars/

clitman
23rd November 2005, 23:44
Off-Road in the Chevy
-"ready niggas? lets go!!"-
ohh, you just said the "N" word.
-"dats alright"
http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Offroading_in_a_Chevy_4696.html
http://www.flurl.com/attachments/2005/Nov/10/FLURL-dot-com-4696-offroad1.wmv

Lets take my Hummer
http://24.248.84.138/hummers/videos/

clitman
24th November 2005, 19:04
ooops!!!!

http://kaktuz.net/media/kaktuz.com_gipaf.wmv

clitman
25th November 2005, 19:13
Funny Vids...of an angry guy
www.tourettesguy.com
if you dont find find them, look in the video Area....

the best clips are
Bob saget,Montage 2, Pickles,rude awaking,brush ma teeth, interview 2 u. 4


Nice Tattoo
http://rapidshare.de/files/3777268/tattoo.part1.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/3777373/tattoo.part2.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/3777440/tattoo.part3.rar.html
Japanese girl has a really exceptional tattoo/body-painting on her back

Speed Solitaire - flash card game
Speed Solitaire
Just like playing regular Solitaire, only speed counts because you have to play fast against the computer. For Internet Explorer.


now iv seen it all

http://www.ratatak.com/dl/aaa.wmv

clitman
26th November 2005, 17:32
Answers on marriage

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich. Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8

"And the #1 Favorite is........"

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. Ricky, age 10

clitman
26th November 2005, 17:42
Online orgasm
http://img.tapuz.co.il/forums/20208414.htm

The Singhsons
http://www.koffievlek.nl/singhsons/singhsons.swf

You could always work from home ...
http://www.vmix.com/viewVideo.php?ID=63

It's Friday !!! ... no more work for a while ...
A video in 2 parts :
Going home from work on a Friday night ... and going to work on a Monday morning ...
http://www.zippyvideos.com/1549111541951206/friday_vs_monday/

as it design a dog
power point requerid:
http://rapidshare.de/files/8166613/desenharumc_o.pps.html

Balancing bears ...
Just run your mouse over the bears. No need to click anything.
http://www.nobodyhere.com/toren.hier

clitman
27th November 2005, 17:00
White TrashXmas (SWF)

A nice Christmas song!

http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.swf

(Loading - Play - Speakers on - Enjoy!)

clitman
27th November 2005, 17:02
Pensioners Sex

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.

The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this - not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"

The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't electrified."

clitman
27th November 2005, 17:02
Ninety Year Old Man

A ninety year old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy year old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink. As evening progressed, the old man joined the lady and they went to her apartment, where they got it on. Four days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home doctor. After careful examination the doctor asked asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently.
The old man said, "Sure!"
The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived.
"Sure, why?"
"Well you'd better get over there, you're about to cum!"

clitman
27th November 2005, 17:04
Private Pirate Sex Pistons 2-59-2000

http://carpetmunchworld.blogspot.com/

Private Pirate 59
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DGQKIH81

Private 2000 Special Edition
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=P5GWRC01

Private Sex Pistons 2
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VYAS6MUM

clitman
27th November 2005, 18:03
Play with the tits:

http://mirrored.flabber.nl/boob.cursor/ciagnijcycka.swf

clitman
27th November 2005, 18:12
Happy New .........
ASS ???
ahem..."rocket science"...
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/buttrocket.wmv

such a Pussy
NSFW...(or anywhere...really)...
http://www.thepostshow.com/2005/11/10/

a communication tool
for and with our friends across the pond...
http://www.translatebritish.com/

This is for ODD or for PLF ??
ONLY 3.270 KB
http://rapidshare.de/files/8233284/stuffed0-4018.wmv.html

clitman
27th November 2005, 18:33
Maailman rumin koira (voittanut tittelin ainakin 3 kertaa), kuollut.

http://www.crazyrussian.com/02/entry_1605.php#body

clitman
28th November 2005, 08:46
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/

clitman
28th November 2005, 09:48
Virtually Jenna Jameson - 3D GAME - 15 MB only

http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=EF87H947

clitman
28th November 2005, 11:38
Pikkujoulut

1) Tuhkimo-pikkujoulut
- Tulet kotiin ilman toista(kin)kenkää.

2) Prinsessa Ruusunen-pikkujoulut
- Sammut sadaksi vuodeksi.

3) Lumikki-pikkujoulut
Heräät aamulla seitsemän miehen kanssa.

4) Punahilkka-pikkujoulut
- Heräät isoäidin kanssa samasta vuoteesta

5) Keisarin uudet vaatteet-pikkujoulut
- Heräät aamulla alasti kadulla.

6) Ruma ankanpoikanen-pikkujoulut
- Aamulla vieressäsi on väärät munat.

7) Nalle Puh-pikkujoulut
- Aamukankeudessa et saa sormia varpaisiin ja hampaissa on plakkia
kuin olisit pessyt ne hunajalla.

8) Roope Ankka-pikkujoulut
- Olet hommannut ison kasan rahaa ilman housuja.

9) Mikki Hiiri-pikkujoulut
- Korvat ovat turvonnet palloiksi, käsissäsi on valkoiset käsineet, mutta frakista ei ole tietoakaan.

10) Iso Paha Susi-pikkujoulut
- Henki haisee niin pahalle, että voit puhaltamalla kaataa ladon.

11) Hannu ja Kerttu-pikkujoulut
- Aamulla voit kätevästi suunnistaa vessaan yöllä laatoitettua
vanaa seuraillen.

12) Peppi Pitkätossu-pikkujoulut
- Heräät aamulla hevosen ja apinan välistä.

13) Kultakutri-pikkujoulut
- Heräät partnerisi "Kuka on nukkunut minun sängyssäni?" kysymykseen.

14) Moby Dick-pikkujoulut
- Jokin hakkaa sisuskalujasi ja tahtoo ulos.

15) Suomalainen pikkujoulu
- Lompakko on tyhjä, kännykkä on hukassa, päässä soi tango
delirium etkä uskalla edes vilkaista kuka vieressäsi kuorsaa.

clitman
28th November 2005, 11:40
Poholaaset ei oo rasistia

Pate sai pyyhkäästyä Kauhavan keskustas (suojatiellä) kännis viinantrokausreissullansa kaharen mokkakullin ylitte, faarttia sellaaset 140 km/h. Toinen yöntimo paiskaantui n. 70m päähän kynnööspellolle, toinen tuli luuraamahan lasin läpitte aputyyrääjän penkille.

Käräjätuomio:

Peltohon napaansa myören päälleensä puskenu toppahuuli sai 1000 euron sakot kolaripaikalta pakenemisesta, toinen milkyway 500 euron mätkyt ajoneuvoon luvattomasta tunkeentumisesta.

clitman
28th November 2005, 11:46
Matematiikan koe mustalaisille

nimi:___________________________________


1. Feijan isä Kyösti varastaa kolme kultakelloa päivässä. Hän tienaa 67 €
kustakin kellosta. Montako 3,3 € kahvipakettia Feijan äiti joutuu hameeseensa kätkemään, saadakseen saman tulon perheelleen, kun isä Kyösti on vankilassa?

__________________________________________________ _____________

__________________________________________________ _____________


2. Kyösti Hagert tuomittiin oikeudessa varkauksista kuudeksi kuukaudeksi ja
vakuutuspetoksesta neljäksi kuukaudeksi vankeuteen. Kuinka kauan pikku Feija joutuu odottamaan isäänsä, kun tuomiosta vähennetään tutkintovankeusaika yksi kuukausi?

__________________________________________________ _____________

__________________________________________________ _____________


3. Palmrothit asuvat maaseudulla, matkaa paloasemalta on 8 km. Kuinka kauan
hälytyksen tekoa on viivytettävä, kun paloauton nopeus on 100 km/h ja
puolen tunnin jälkeen syttymisestä ei palo ole enää hallittavissa?

__________________________________________________ _____________

__________________________________________________ _____________


4. Tamaran äiti Hulda lähti hakemaan kaupasta litran jäätelöä. Kuinka nopeasti Huldan on tultava kotiin, kun pakkauksessa olevan ohjeen mukaan jäätelö säilyy jääkaapissa (5 celsiusta) noin 2 tuntia? Huldan hameen alla lämpötila on 37 (celsiusta), matkaa kaupasta on 3 km ja Huldan nopeus on 5 min 1 km?

__________________________________________________ _____________

__________________________________________________ _____________


5. Feija Åkerholm ja hänen toverinsa Dimitri, Aarne, Taisto ja Rainer ovat
matkalla raveihin. He ovat löytäneet sotainvalidien keräyslippaasta 46 €.
Paljonko he voivat sijoittaa totopeleihin rahaa kun lastenlippu maksaa 3,5
€/kpl, ja alueelle on valvonnan takia käytännössä täysin mahdoton päästä
ilman lipun ostamista, ja niinpä ystävistämmekin ainoastaan 4/5 onnistuu
aidan alta livahtamaan huvialueelle?

__________________________________________________ _____________
__________________________________________________ _____________


6. Mertsin isän auton moottoriin mahtuu 4,5 litraa öljyä. Montako Koukkua
äidin hameen alle tulee asettaa, jos kaupassa on vain puolen litran Mobil
Rally Formula- öljykannuja?

__________________________________________________ _____________

__________________________________________________ _____________

clitman
28th November 2005, 11:50
Vette vauhdissa

http://www.tooshocking.com/index.php?ns=view_vid&id=642

clitman
28th November 2005, 11:55
Aina ei voi onnistua

http://www.micom.net/oops/

clitman
28th November 2005, 11:57
Slapshot 2005 eli liikkuvat taakse

http://www.gameandgain.com/games/slapshot/iltasanomat/

clitman
29th November 2005, 11:09
Miellyttäviä uutisia

http://lehti.samizdat.info/index.php?cat=2

clitman
1st December 2005, 08:53
Haven't bought that Xmas present yet?

Finding christmas gifts can be a pain in the ass. Maybe this movie will bring inspiration to buy that gift for your girlfriend or your mother in law...

http://www.comeallyefaithful.co.uk/

clitman
1st December 2005, 08:57
What Santa does with all your letters?

http://www.abum.com/show/909/1927939153.wmv

clitman
1st December 2005, 08:58
Santa goes shopping....

http://www.kenwood.it/home.php?section=fun&page=swf_videoactive_projector_762_425&file=santaclaus&postcard=1

clitman
1st December 2005, 09:48
http://funnyarchive.com/serceetv/archive/

Vintage Erotica
http://www.adultwebsitehost.com/secure/Vintage/index.html
or
http://adultwebsitehost.com/secure/content/vintage/
http://profaneparagon.com/vintage/
Risqué, Fashion & Romance
Risqué - Female
Risqué - Male
Coitus (XXX)
Some Photos and Artwork
http://www.sexblo.gs/myphotos/images/vintage/
Adult Magazine Covers
Girls Fighting
Girls Kissing
Memoirs of Funny(sic) Hill (Drawings)
Porn from the 70s

Best of Private 12
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8RS2O7A5
Private Dynamite
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JGLPE2WQ
20 hot pics of Naomi Cambell
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=G7VA4A4Z
Private 182
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I2E1HADE

clitman
1st December 2005, 15:37
http://www.nabalkone.ru/category/humour/

clitman
1st December 2005, 15:39
http://www.nabalkone.ru/category/horrors/

clitman
1st December 2005, 15:52
http://otvali.ru/news/humor/5411/

http://pejnya.ru/photo_prikol_obzor.php

clitman
2nd December 2005, 15:54
Star Wars space game - Death Star battle-simulation for Internet Explorer.

http://yoke.cc/spacefight.htm

clitman
2nd December 2005, 15:57
Jap mistress and her subtoilet
Warning!
http://rapidshare.de/files/8458799/Jap_HT_...S_BZW_if906.avi

http://rapidshare.de/files/8456424/B_2_if1366_ea.avi

http://www.bangedup.com/archives/SidneyMoon2yaya.swf
http://www.bangedup.com/archives/SidneyMoon3yaya.swf
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4th December 2005, 15:48
Kaksi vanhaa siittiötä lojui jossain pallien perukoilla.
-Tästä on päässyt lähtemään paljon nuorempiakin, joten eiköhän kamu
pidetä huoli, että seuraavassa lähdössä ollaan kärkiporukoissa.
Niinhän se aika sitten tuli, että alkoi olla sellaista tutinaa, että
lähtö olisi lähellä. Nämä kaksi kaverusta etenivät jonon kärkeen
kyynerpäätaktiikalla ja juttelivat mennessään kuulleensa, että munasolu
on kuulemma aivan ihana ilmestys ja tuskin malttoivat odottaa lähtöä. No
kaverit pääsivät kuin pääsivätkin jonon kärkeen ja viimein alkoi se
lopullinen puristus ja siittiöystävykset singahtivat mustaan putkeen
käsi kädessä ja lopulta tupsahtivat johonkin märkään ja pimeään
paikkaan.Toinen siihen:
-No, missähän se munasolu nyt sitten luuraa?
Samassaedessä näkyi liikettä. Toinen kysyi:
-Mitä vittua, meidänhän piti olla nyt ekana, keitäs te ootte?
Edestä kajahtaa vastaus:
-Me ollaan hammaspeikkoja, ja me asutaan täällä.



Poika meni isänsä kanssa apteekkiin. Isän tutkiessa särkylääkehyllyä
poika tutustui kondomihyllyyn kysyen isältään:
-Isi, mitä nämä ovat?
No, isähän oli tunnetusti rehellinen mies, joten hän vastasi pojalleen:
- Poikani, ne ovat ehkäisyvälineitä aikuisille.
Hetken kuluttua poika taas kysäisi:
-Isi, miksi tässä pakkauksessa on kolme välinettä?
-No, ne on tarkoitettu sotilaille; yksi perjantaiksi, yksi lauantaiksi
ja yksi sunnuntaiksi.
Kului taas hetkinen ja poika kysäisi:
-Tässä paketissa on kuusi välinettä, miksi?
-Ne taas on opiskelijoille; kaksi perjantaiksi, kaksi lauantaiksi ja
kaksi sunnuntaiksi.
Isä jatkoi Buranan ostoaan, kunnes kuului taas pojan ääni.
-Iskä, kenelle nämä sitten on tarkoitettu, kysyi poika näyttäen 12 kpl
pakkausta.
Isä mietti hetken ja sanoi surullisella äänellä:
-Poikani, ne on tarkoitettu avioliitossa eläviä miehiä varten; yksi
tammikuulle, yksi helmikuulle, ...



Pieni hiiri käveli pitkin afrikkalaista savannia. Sitä vastaan tuli norsu.
-Hei norsu, miksi sinulla on noin pitkä, notkea nenä?
-Siksi tietenkin, että ylettyisin koskettamaan ja nostelemaan esineitä
Hiiri jatkoi matkaansa ihmetellen luonnon monimuotoisuutta. Kohta sitä
vastaan tuli kirahvi.
-Hei kirahvi, miksi sinulla on noin korkea, taipuisa kaula?
-Siksi tietenkin, että ulottuisin syömään lehtiä puiden korkeimmiltakin
oksilta.
Hiiri jatkoi matkaansa entistä äimistyneempänä. Pian se näki leijonan
istuvan metsän laidassa ja meni sen luokse.
-Hei leijona, miksi sinulla on noin suuret, pullottavat silmät?
-Siksi, koska mä oon paskalla!



Mies meni lääkäriin. Tutkimusten jälkeen lääläri tuli vakavana takaisin
ja sanoi:
-"Minulla on sinulle sekä hyviä, että huonoja uutisia, kummat haluat
kuulla ensiksi?"
-"No anna tulla ne huonot ensin"
-"Olen pahoillani, mutta teillä todettiin olevan AIDS"
-"Voi paskan paska, siinä meni elämä, voi minua kurjaa, no mitkä ne
hyvät uutiset sitten voisivat enää olla?"
-" Teillä on myös dementia"
-"No onneksi sentään ei mikään AIDS"



Poliisi pysäytti eräällä sillalla kaverin ylinopeudesta. Sakkoahan siitä
tietysti rapsahti ja poliisi kysyi kaverin tuloja. Kaveri sanoi, ettei
hänellä ole tuloja ollenkaan, kun ei oikein minkäänlaista palkkaa saa
työstään. Poliisi kysyi, notta millaista työtä sinä sitten teet. Minä
olen persereijän levittäjä, vastasi kaveri. Vai että persereijän
levittäjä, minkälaista hommaa se se oikein on? kysyi poliisi. No ensiksi
minä työnnän sormet perseeseen ja levitän niin, että saan toisetkin
sormet perseesee. Jatkan levittämistä, kunnes saan kämmenet ja sitten
käsivarret perseeseen. Jatkan levittämistä niin kauan, että saan
180senttisen persereiän. Mitä ihmettä tehdään 180 senttisellä
persereiällä, ihmetteli poliisi. No ne laitetaan tuohon sillan kupeeseen
tutka kädessä kyttäämään noiden autoilijoiden nopeutta...

.

Kaverit keskustelivat seksistä ja siitä miten usein sitä harrastetaan.
Porilainen väitti naama peruslukemilla, että joka päivä. Raumalainen,
että pari kertaa viikossa. Turkulainen sanoi innoissaan, että kerran
vuodessa. Toiset ihmettelivät, että miten tuosta noin innostunut voi
olla. Siihen turkulainen:
-Mutta kun tänään on se päivä!



Olipa mies hyvin murheellisena baaritiskillä,
juomassa olutta mutisi itsekseen: On elämä sitten kovaa...
Baarimikko kysymään mieheltä, mikäs miehellä hätänä?
Mies vastasi: On elämä kovaa....
Olin aamulla lypsyllä ja kaikki sujui hyvin kunnes
lehmä potkaisi sangon nurin ja maito kaatui pitkin lattiaa.
Joten otin narua, ja sidoin lehmän jalan kiinni.
Jatkoin lypsämistä, ja kohta lehmä potkaisi sangon nurin
toisella jalallaan. Otin lisää narua ja sidoin toisenkin jalan kiinni.
Jatkoin lypsämistä, mutta lehmä kaatoi sangon nurin hännällään.
Minulta oli narut loppu, joten irrotin vyöni, siirryin lehmän taakse,
nostin hännän ylös. Samalla hetkellä housuni valahti nilkkoihin
ja vaimoni saapui navettaan.
On elämä kovaa....



Lapinmies kaatoi tytön selälleen ja pani viikon. Sen jälkeen hän
kävi suihkussa, ja sanoi:
- Nyt et näe mua kahthen viikhon.
- Minne menet?
- En minnekhän, nyt nussithan takhaapäin!



Poromies naiselle kapakassa:
- Mikäs sie olet?
- Lesbo.
- Mitäs te lespot tehettä?
- Juodaan kaljaa ja nuollaan pillua... Entäs ite?
- Lespohan se mieki...



Suomalainen, somali ja venäläinen menivät ilotaloon. Suomalainen
naimaan, somali siivoamaan ja venäläinen odottamaan, kun vaimo pääsee töistä



Romanit laittoivat Ylelle adressin, jossa toivottiin lisää heistä
kertovia ohjelmia televisioon. Yle vastasi kysyntään ja alkoi lähettää
Poliisi-TV:tä kolmesti viikossa.

clitman
4th December 2005, 15:50
Ihanaa olla Suomalainen mies...?


- Afrikkalaisella miehellä on 9 vaimoa, jotka joutuvat nukkumaan paskamajan
ulkopuolella, jos vedenhaku ja hirssin jauhaminen sujuu liian hitaasti.

- Arabialaisella miehellä on 30 vaimoa, joilta katkotaan päät jos he eivät
miellytä herraansa joka tilanteessa.

- Italialaisen miehen vaimo saa moitteet huonosta pastakastikkeesta
puhelimitse samalla kun mies rakastelee rakastajatteransa kanssa.

- Saksalaisen miehen vaimo tarkastelee kotiaan, jotta se on tahrattoman
puhdas, kun mies saapuu töistä. Samalla hän tarkastaa kellostaan
ruuanlaiton tarkan ajankohdan, ettei ateria ehdi jäähtyä ennen aviopuolison
saapumista.

- Amerikkalaisen miehen vaimo on huolissaan siitä, näyttääkö hän tarpeeksi
hyvältä miehen silmissä ja päättää käydä useammin kuntosalilla.

- Argentiinalaisen miehen vaimo yrittää tehdä keittiöaskareita
mahdollisimman hiljaa, jotta ei häiritsisi miehensä TV:n katselua, kyseessä
on nimittäin tärkeä matsi
niin kuin joka tiistai, torstai ja sunnuntai.

- Venäläisen miehen vaimo päätyy lumihankeen ensimmäisen votkapullon
jälkeen riippumatta siitä miten päivän askareet on suoritettu.

- Suomalaisen miehen vaimo lyö imurin letkun miehensä käteen, kun tämä
saapuu kotiin 12 tuntisen työpäivän jälkeen ja nalkuttaa tälle kotitöiden
tasapuolisesta jakamisesta. Samalla kun vaimo makailee verkkareissaan ja
villasukissaan ilman meikkiä sohvalla, hän toteaa Me Naiset -lehden luvun
lomasta viikonlopun kuluvan kyläreissulla ärsyttävän tuttavapariskunnan
luona, joten haaveet poikien saunaillasta saa unohtaa. Mies imuroi
olohuonetta ja vastaa jokaiseen ehdotukseksi verhoiltuun käskyyn
hiljaisella äänellä kyllä.

Minkä maalainen sinä haluaisit olla?

Ja vielä jotkut sanoo että on lottovoitto syntyä Suomeen!

clitman
4th December 2005, 15:52
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Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work.".
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that.".
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.".

Helsinkiläiskoulussa oli meneillään tunti, jossa opettaja kyseli mitä 4.
luokkalaisten lasten vanhemmat tekivät työkseen.
Lapset vastailivat - Poliisi, palomies, myyjä, virkailija jne, jne...
Pikku-Ville oli tavallista hiljaisempi ja niinpä opettaja kysyikin mitä
tämän isä tekee.
"Isäni on tanssijana eksoottisessa homo-baarissa, ja strippaa itsensä alasti
yleisön edessä. Joskus jos tarjous on tarpeeksi hyvä, hän myös harrastaa
seksiä asikkaiden kanssa baarin takana olevalla kujalla rahasta."
Opettaja, ilmeisen järkyttyneenä vastauksesta laittaa muut oppilaat tekemään
väritystehtävää ja kysyy sitten Villeltä
"Onko tämä todella totta mitä kerroit isästäsi?"
"Ei" kuiskaa Ville. "Hän kuuluu oikeasti Jokereiden valmennustiimiin, mutta
minua hävetti liikaa kertoa siitä."

clitman
4th December 2005, 16:14
Mitä yhteistä on blondilla ja tuulilasinpyyhkijällä?
-Molemmat vinkuvat kuivina.

Mikä miehestä on parasta suuseksissä?
-Viiden minuutin hiljaisuus.

Yksi somalipakolainen teki polttoitsarin bensalla. Me
järjestettiin keräys, että voitaisiin auttaa sen omaisia.
Osallistu sinäkin! Ollaan saatu kokoon jo 90 litraa.

Viisi eroavaisuutta ET:n ja somalin välillä: 1. ET on paremman
näköinen. 2. ET tuli yksin. 3. ET oppi englantia. 4. ET:llä on
oma polkupyörä. 5. ET haluaa kotiin.

Mitä yhteistä on Michael Jacksonilla ja muovipussilla?
- Kummatkin ovat valkaistuja ja vaarallisia lapsille.

Mikä on täydellinen pääsiäinen? Kun täydessä mämmissä jahtaat
tipuja ja aamulla heräät noita-akan vierestä ja mietit
minkälainen yllätys munassa mahtaa olla.

Mitä eroa on yliajetulla siilillä ja yliajetulla
neekerillä? Siilin edessä on jarrutusjäljet

Pitäisikö minun ilmoittaa vaimo painonvartioihin? Kun päällä
ei pysy, takaa ei yletä ja alle ei uskalla mennä.

Nainen tarvitsee elääkseen neljä eläintä: Leopardin päälleen,
Jaguarin alleen, siitosorin sänkyynsä ja aasin joka maksaa kaiken.

Ensimmäinen Viagran avulla tehty lapsi on syntynyt. Ei nuku, ei
konttaa, ei kävele... seisoo vaan.

Yhden tekstiviestin aikana kuolee 20 neekeriä. Mitä voimme tehdä
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6th December 2005, 01:39
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6th December 2005, 12:30
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6th December 2005, 15:23
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clitman
6th December 2005, 15:47
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6th December 2005, 19:52
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7th December 2005, 18:47
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8th December 2005, 21:06
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Tänä vuonna 25 vuotta täyttävä Salon
Ratsastusseura täyttää tänä vuonna 25 vuotta.

Päivärannassa mies pahoinpiteli avovaimoaan ja ensiapu hoiti loput.


Konnevedellä varastettiin torstaina aamuyöllä kirkonkylän keskustan tuntumaan Rautalammintien varteen
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Palokunta on kerännyt rahaa pihoja siivoamalla ja ruohoa polttamalla.

Kunta on päättänyt yhdistää vesi- ja viemäriverkkonsa.

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Kuurot kiusana heinäntekijöille kaikkialla maassa.

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9th December 2005, 12:12
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Alla Kotiteollisuuden Jouni Hynysen uusin pakina Ilosaaren nettisivuilta:


NAISESTA VIELÄ

Nainen se jaksaa ihmetyttää Hynystä, aina ja ikuisesti, joka päivä.
Viime aikoina mies on tehnyt seuraavanlaisia huomioita.

Osaavatko naiset oikeasti puhua muusta kuin omista lapsistaan ja miehistään?
Monta kahvilakeskustelua sivukorvalla kuunnelleena Hynynen on vakuuttunut siitä, että ei ne osaa. Perkele, akat lähtee keskenään kahville tai kaljalle ja käyttävät koko sen ajan ihmissuhteittensa analysointiin tai lastensa taitojen ja vaivojen kertaamiseen. Ja joku idiootti käyttää aikansa siihen, että kuuntelee tällaista keskustelua viereisessä pöydässä. Ei, saatana! Ja jos ei puhuta ihmissuhteista ja lapsista niin sitten puretaan työpaineita. Aina puretaan jotain, nainen ei osaa rentoutua koskaan. Jos sillä on hetken kivaa, niin silläkin hetkellä se kerää jotain negatiivista energiaa, joka pitää purkaa viimeistään kuukautisten aikaan astioita heittelemällä, miehelle vittuilemalla (esim. haukkumalla tämän auton, se on jo pyhäinhäväistystä!) tai sitten sille omalle, rakkaalle sydänystävälle puhumalla. Joko tuntikausia puhelimessa tai kahvilassa.

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Yritä siinä sitten selittää, että aivot ovatkin nousseet kiihkeän alun jälkeen sykkivästä jalkovälistä päähän takaisin, että eihän sitä koko ajan jaksa soutaa. Eikä naista itseäänkään niin usein huvita, mutta kun on se kiintiö! Kiintiö on saatava täyteen, muuten keskinäinen rakkaus on kuolemaisillaan! On lemmittävä vaikka väkisin, vaikka kumpaakaan ei kiinnostaisikaan.

Nainen haluaa tehdä asioita yhdessä miehensä kanssa. Ahtaaseen keittiöön on mahduttava yhdessä tekemään ruokaa, vaikka mies haluaisi edes sen hetken olla rauhassa turhalta hössötykseltä ja pusuttelulta. Yhteiset kävelylenkit ovat aivan ehdottoman pakollisia, muuten ei heru ja saattaa lentää tavaratkin. Miehen on krapula-aamuna lähdettävä naisen kanssa vaateostoksille korvaukseksi siitä, että tuli edellisenä iltana jätkien kanssa vedettyä pilkkuun asti.

Kauppoihin on lähdettävä heti yhdeksältä. Miehen tehtävä on olla makutuomarina ja olla juuri sitä mieltä, mitä nainen haluaa. Jos nainen sovittaa omasta mielestään hyvännäköistä vaatetta, miehen on sanottava, että onpa se hyvännäköinen. Nainen saattaa myös virittää ansan. Hän saattaa tahallaan sovittaa rumaa rättiä ja kokeilla, miten tarkkaavaisena mies
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karatea! Jos puolestasi olet välinpitämätön (Hynynen on sitä aina, varsinkin krapulassa, ei nimittäin kiinnosta pätkääkään) niin rakkaus on jälleen lopussa.

Alkaa mökötys, jonka voi kuitata ainoastaan lemmellä ja kenties romanttisella illallisella. Ja kukilla tietysti, ne toimivat aina. Kukkakimpulla nainen kuin nainen sulaa, se on varma.

Nainen haluaa näkyviä merkkejä yhteiselosta ja keskinäisestä rakkaudesta. Näitä merkkejä ovat esim. lapset tai suhteen alkupuolella kotieläimet. Koira tai kissa on hankittava, tai vähintään kultakalat, joita sitten yhdessä hoivataan. Juostaan, perkele, yhdessä pitkin puistoa ja "koulutetaan" yhteistä koiranpentua. Heitellään keppiä ja käskytetään niin perkeleesti. Nauretaan yhdessä, kun on niin ihanaa yhteisen harrastuksen äärellä, keräillä jotain koiranpaskaa puiston nurmikolta paperipussiin pienellä lapiolla tai
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On ne aika epeleitä ne naiset. Mutta onneksi niillä on aina hyvät tissit ja
perse. Naamalla ja älykkyydellä nyt ei ole niin väliä. Turhaa hifistelyä.